Épisode Le bal des malheurs S01E04 - Wednesday Saison 1

Thing enters in to the morgue.

Wednesday: Dr. Kinbott tells me I should get out more… Says I need to open my mind to new people and experiences. Who am I to argue with her professional clichés?

Thing opens the door. Wednesday enters.

Wednesday: While I do the autopsy, you find the files of the monster's other victims and make copies… Don't pout. Your scalpel skills are questionable… Do you remember my 13th birthday, when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver? You sliced right through that man's carotid.

Wednesday opens the fridges.

Wednesday: No… No… Magnificent hematoma… There you are… Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male.

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Thing makes copies of files.

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Wednesday: Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands. What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack. Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled.

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Somebody parks in the parking.

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Wednesday: This is curious. Subject's left foot is missing. It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle.

Thing is back to the morgue.

Wednesday: Have you seen a left foot anywhere? Calm down. Who's coming?

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Dr. Anwar and Sheriff Galpin enter in the morgue.

Sheriff Galpin: Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doc.

Dr. Anwar: No problem, Sheriff. Whatever I can do to help. Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings... In all my years, I've never seen injuries like them… I thought you should see this before I issued my report on the latest victim. It's a real noodle-scratcher… The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot. Best guess, they used a surgical saw. The final autopsy report's still pending.

Sheriff Galpin: Minute you're done, send it straight to my desk. Media blackout on the toes.

Dr. Anwar: Sure thing, Sheriff… Been a busy couple of weeks, huh? At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day.

Sheriff Galpin: Happy retirement, Doc.

Dr. Anwar: Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise… Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais… See yourself out. I'll lock up.

Sheriff Galpin leaves. Dr. Anwar finds Wednesday in a fridge.

Dr. Anwar: I don't remember this one coming in. Full rigor. You've been dead a while. Guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open.

He closes the door and leaves.

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Thing opens the fridge’s door.

Wednesday: Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

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Wednesday and Thing are working on the murders in the bedroom.

Enid: When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.

Wednesday: Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.

Enid: Is this why you snuck out last night?

Wednesday: Thing and I made an unsanctioned trip to the morgue to copy the files of the monster's victims.

Enid: Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement, I don't know where to begin.

Wednesday: I need to get inside its head. Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery… Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed… The first one a kidney, the second a finger...

Enid: Wednesday, I don't feel...

Wednesday: Third a gall bladder. And the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes. Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless. He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually.

Enid falls down.

Wednesday: Fetch the smelling salts… Again.

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Ms. Thornhill gives her class.

Ms. Thornhill: While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar, many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery or deception.

Xavier takes a book, he’s in pain.

Xavier: I tweaked my back fencing.

Ms. Thornhill: The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect, luring the males in. Now, once the plant is pollinated, what do the male insects get in exchange?

Bianca: Nada. Just like all the guys at the Rave'N.

Ms. Thornhill: Okay, okay. I know you're all excited about Saturday, which is why I haven't assigned any homework.

Divina: Yes!

Ms. Thornhill: But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee. Anyone interested, come and see me up here.

Xavier: You're not gonna volunteer? Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch? There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.

Wednesday: I'd rather stick needles in my eyes… I'll probably do that anyway.

Xavier: Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.

Wednesday sees that Xavier is hurt.

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Wednesday is spying on Xavier.

Wednesday: We need to do this. Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing… He's hiding something.

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Wednesday enters in Xavier’s art studio.

Wednesday: I suppose every artist needs a muse.

She looks at his draws.

Wednesday: Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.

Wednesday takes the draws.

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Wednesday leaves Xavier’s art studio. He comes back and sees her.

Xavier: Wednesday.

Wednesday: Xavier. Hello.

Xavier: What are you doing?

Wednesday: Nothing. I just saw you come out this way. What is this place?

Xavier: It's kind of my private art studio. I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it.

Wednesday: How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside. Why don't you give me a tour?

Xavier: Not right now. It's a total mess.

Wednesday: I shadowed a crime scene photographer last summer. I'm not easily fazed.

Xavier: Maybe another time. Why were you looking for me?

Wednesday: I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's homework assignment.

Xavier: She didn't give us homework. Remember? Why are you really out here? Is this about a certain dance that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes, perhaps? I'm all ears.

Wednesday: Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer, how could I refuse?

Wednesday: Are you really going to make me ask?

Xavier: Oh, absolutely.

Wednesday: Would you... Would... Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain... Would... Would you go to the dance with me?

Xavier: Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you. I thought you'd never ask.

Wednesday: Neither did I.

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Wednesday is back to her room.

Enid: Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N. My whole world is tilted! You know what you need?

Wednesday: A bullet to the head?

Enid: A dress.

Wednesday: I already have one.

Enid: Not the one you showed up here in! That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate. Thing, back me up here… You need something that screams, "First date. Stand back, bitches! I have arrived!" And I know just the place!

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Enid and Wednesday are looking a shop.

Wednesday: What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?

Enid: Our first roomie shopping spree! The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme, but that's not gonna fly with us.

Wednesday: I have more pressing business than to worry about a dress for a dance I don't want to attend.

Enid: But I thought we were bonding.

Wednesday: I feel I'll only slow you down. You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn. Cut me loose and go run with the pack.

Enid: Are you sure?

Enid enters in the shop.

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Wednesday is walking in the street. Thing asks her to watch something in a showcase.

Wednesday: I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop...

She sees a black dress. Dr. Kinbott gets out of the shop.

Dr. Kinbott: Hi, Wednesday. That dress will certainly turn some heads.

Wednesday: Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?

Dr. Kinbott: Those are souvenirs from my travels. That's how I step outside of my comfort zone. Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend?

Wednesday: I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?

Dr. Kinbott: I look forward to talking about it at our next session.

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Wednesday is at the Sherriff’s office.

Wednesday: We both know that there's a monster out there. If we're going to stop it, I think it's time we put our differences aside and work together.

Sheriff Galpin: And this is your stake for me to deal you in? I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that. You got some nice detail though.

Wednesday: I didn't draw it.

Sheriff Galpin: I need to know who did.

Wednesday: Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.

Sheriff Galpin: Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a high school kid?

Wednesday: Because I go to Nevermore and you don't… Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?

Sheriff Galpin: Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave investigating to the professionals.

Phone rings.

Sheriff Galpin: What?

Bernice: Mayor Walker's on line two. He's looking for an update.

Sheriff Galpin: Hey, Addams. Let me see that sketch again… The person who drew this, that your suspect? When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk… Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly.

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Lucas enters in the café. He wants to speak with Enid.

Yoko: My spiky little sea urchin.

Enid: That's horrible.

Yoko: That's actually her singing.

Lucas: Is it okay if I talk to Enid?

Enid: Don't worry. I can handle him.

Yoko and Divina leave the table.

Lucas: Thanks… I'm...

Enid: Lucas Walker, mayor's son. Recently split from cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers. Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan.

Lucas: That's kinda scary.

Enid: I have a nose for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok. Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt... Twice.

Lucas: Wednesday Addams is your roommate?

Enid: Sure is. I know this isn't a random encounter. So, why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker? You must want something.

Lucas: I've got a friend who works at Hawte Kewture. She overheard you're on the hunt for a date to the Rave'N. Maybe we can help each other out.

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Tyler and Wednesday are meeting in the street.

Tyler: Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.

Wednesday: Nothing I can't handle. Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid.

Tyler: Yeah, welcome to my world. You guys have the Rave'N this weekend, right? It was all the buzz at the Weathervane today.

Wednesday: I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.

Tyler: So, you're not going?

Wednesday: Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.

Tyler: Sure, that happens, I guess. So, who is it?

Wednesday: Xavier.

Tyler: Got it… Hope you two have fun.

Wednesday: I'm not sure why you're upset.

Tyler: That's kind of the problem. I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.

Wednesday: It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.

Tyler: Then let me spell it out… I thought we liked each other, but then you pull something like this, and I have no idea where I stand. Am I in the "more-than-friend zone" or just a pawn in some game you're playing?

Wednesday: I'm just dealing with a lot right now. I need to prioritize.

Tyler: Thanks for clearing that up. I guess, give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.

Thing shows up.

Wednesday: Not one word.

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Wednesday puts her murder board in the hive.

Wednesday: Enid wouldn't let me keep this in our dorm.

Eugene: No worries. Mi colmena es su colmena… I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.

Wednesday: You've heard about it before?

Eugene: Rumours. Mr. Fitts banned me from bug-hunting until further notice. Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie. Didn't match their hibernation schedules. Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you give this to your roomie? Put in a good word for me? I hear she's still sans date for the Rave'N.

Wednesday: Eugene.

Eugene: I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care. I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally... Sees me.

Wednesday: And if she never does?

Eugene: She will. I'm playing the long game. My moms say people will appreciate me when I'm older. They're probably just trying to make me feel better, but...

Wednesday: Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.

Eugene: So you're not going to the Rave'N either?

Wednesday: Actually, I am… With Xavier.

Eugene: I see.

Wednesday: It's not like I like Xavier. I just have ulterior motives. Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead to try and stop this thing.

Eugene: That circle... I think I know where that is.

Wednesday: Show me.

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Eugene leads the way to the cave.

Wednesday: It's definitely a match. What were you doing out here?

Eugene: Collecting specimens. This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths… You think it's in there?

Wednesday: Only one way to find out.

They walk to the cave.

Eugene: I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces. I'm claustrophobic.

Wednesday: If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.

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They enter in the cave.

Wednesday: This is definitely its lair.

Eugene: Are those human?

Wednesday: No, I think it's got a taste for venison.

Eugene sees chains.

Eugene: Check this out.

Wednesday finds a claw.

Wednesday: Yahtzee.

Eugene: What is that?

Wednesday: Concrete proof.

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Wednesday enters in Xavier’s art studio.

Wednesday: All right, I won't be long. I just need to find something to match against the claw's DNA.

She finds a tissue covert in blood. Xavier enters.

Xavier: What are you doing?

Wednesday: How do you know what the monster looks like? Or are these all just self-portraits?

Xavier: What, you think it's me? I saved your life.

Wednesday: So did the monster… Or was that you the night Rowan was killed?

Xavier: You so are out of line now.

Wednesday: I'm trying to uncover the truth. And your art seems to have a recurring motif.

Xavier: Yeah… This creature's been haunting my dreams for weeks. I try to block it out, but I can't. So I just... Come in here and paint it. When I was painting this one, claws reached out and took a swipe at me. That's how I got these.

Wednesday: I thought you were able to control your ability.

Xavier: Not when it comes to this.

Wednesday: Maybe it's your guilty conscience.

Xavier: I told you I'm not the monster, okay?

Wednesday shows Xavier the cave draw.

Wednesday: You just happened to draw pictures of it, down to the location of its lair in the woods? Those are some pretty vivid dreams.

Xavier: You were in here. Before, when I caught you outside. That's the only reason you asked me to the Rave'N? To try and cover… You are unbelievable.

Wednesday: It's nothing personal.

Xavier: No, it never is with you, is it? I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday? Get out!

Wednesday leaves.

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Wednesday is back at the Sherriff’s office. He’s on the phone.

Sheriff Galpin: Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind, but she keeps calling the mayor and she's BS-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place. So do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters.

Wednesday: That's the claw of the monster and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect. He used it to dab scratches on his neck… Run the DNA test and see if they match.

Sheriff Galpin: I'm sorry, do I work for you?

Wednesday: You asked for concrete evidence. That's it.

Sheriff Galpin: Where'd you get this? And who's the suspect?

Wednesday: Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.

Sheriff Galpin: I'm not playing games, Addams.

Wednesday: Neither am I, Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please… Hmm.

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Wednesday joins Eugene at the fountain. He’s sad.

Wednesday: Why so glum?

Eugene: Saw Enid at lunch. Asked if she got my honey.

Wednesday: It's not like I didn't warn you… Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance...

Eugene: We should go together!

Wednesday: What? No, I was going to suggest we stake out the cave and identify the monster… Whoever it may be.

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Bianca goes to speak with Xavier.

Bianca: So... I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.

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Thing is writing a note to Tyler.

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Customer: Thank you.

It brings it at the café. Tyler finds it.

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Ms. Thornhill welcomes the student at the dance.

Ms. Thornhill: Okay, have fun with it! You look gorgeous! So gorgeous! Welcome to this year's Rave'N! Oh, beautiful! What a nice top! Have a dance for me!

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Xavier and Bianca enter in the dance room.

Ms. Weems: Welcome to the Rave'N.

Ms. Thornhill joins Ms. Weems.

Ms. Thornhill: Well, here's to a night they'll never forget.

Ms. Weems: Careful what you wish for.

Ms. Thornhill: You were a Nevermore student once. Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Rave'N?

Ms. Weems: All I remember is disappointment… The boy I asked turned me down for another girl… Morticia Frump, in fact.

Ms. Thornhill: Wednesday's mother?

Ms. Weems: Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch. We can't afford a single misstep tonight.

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Someone knocks on Wednesday’s door.

Wednesday: I'm coming, Eugene! Hey, did you grab any extra batteries for the flash... Tyler.

Tyler: I got your invite. Guessing you had Thing drop it in the tip jar?

Wednesday: Good guess.

Tyler: After our last conversation, I wasn't sure I'd even get to speak to you again, but... Well, your note was so genuine and... Sweet. Totally took me by surprise.

Wednesday: Me too.

Tyler: Well, now that I'm here, I'm glad I came… You need a few minutes?

Wednesday closes the door.

Wednesday: Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me?

Thing shows Wednesday the black dress.

Wednesday: How'd you pay for it? Five-finger discount, of course… Thing, don't look.

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Tyler watches a picture. Wednesday gets down.

Tyler: Wow, you look...

Wednesday: Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?

Tyler: Amazing. I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.

Eugene comes.

Wednesday: Eugene?

Eugene: Wednesday, what's going on? What happened to staking out the cave? Sure, I get it. Guess I'll check out the woods myself.

Wednesday: Don't go alone. It's too dangerous. Stand down… We'll go together tomorrow night, understood?

Wednesday walks to the dance room. Tyler follows her.

Tyler: Staking out a cave?

Eugene: A Hummer never shies away from danger.

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Lucas and Enid are talking.

Lucas: Is that an abominable snowman?

Enid: Oh my God! You can't say that, it's offensive! The correct name is Yeti.

Lucas: Oh, sorry. Do any go here?

Enid: Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s. Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year. She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant. So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event. But in a fun way!

Lucas: Okay, the theme of our last dance was Hawaiian nights.

Enid: Yeti-tini?

Lucas: Yeah...

Enid pours the drinks on Lucas.

Enid: Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that!

Ajax sees Enid.

Ajax: Enid? I thought that was you. Is that your date?

Enid: Yes, and he's having the best time with me. We are both loving this dance... Together.

Ajax: Sweet.

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Bianca sits near Xavier.

Bianca: Does your mood have to do with a certain pig-tailed goth girl? She's not here. We are.

Xavier: You're right. I'm sorry. I do really like being here with you, so... I appreciate the last-minute invitation.

Bianca: No more talking about Wednesday Addams. Deal?

Ajax: Yo, check it out.

Wednesday and Tyler enter in the dance room.

Ajax: Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.

Bianca: Like a death's-head moth.

Yoko: Do you see Bianca's face?

Kent: She's not going to be happy.

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Ms. Thornhill goes to speak with Wednesday.

Ms. Thornhill: Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise.

Wednesday: Ms. Thornhill. This is Tyler...

Ms. Thornhill: Galpin.

Tyler: Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar-free vanilla.

Ms. Thornhill: It's a small town. It's hard to keep secrets.

Wednesday: I'm gonna go get us some drinks.

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Enid runs to Wednesday.

Enid: OMG! I love the look! Interesting choice of date though.

Wednesday: I could say the same.

Enid: It's not what it looks like.

Wednesday: Good, because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book.

Enid: Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous. I'm trying to make Ajax jealous. It's a win-win.

Lucas comes.

Lucas: Wednesday, I come in peace.

That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace… The medieval kind.

Lucas and Enid go apart.

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Xavier goes to speak with Wednesday.

Xavier: Can't believe you brought him.

Wednesday: Why are you bringing this up? As if this dance weren't tedious enough.

Xavier: You don't know what he did to me.

Wednesday: Enlighten me.

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Enid goes to apologize to Lucas.

Enid: I'm so sorry about your pants. Are those the playoffs? Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks?

Lucas: You follow pro hockey?

Enid: Lifelong Sharks fan. I grew up with older brothers. It was like, "Watch hockey or we'll go all Tang Lung on you."

Lucas: You mean Tang Lung from Way of the Dragon?

Enid: Only the best kung fu movie ever made!

Lucas: You are different!

Enid: You up for getting down?

Lucas: Yeah.

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Eugene is watching over the cave.

Eugene: Eugene Ottinger. 2100 hours. No movement at the cave. No sign of the target… Although... I just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper.

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Wednesday is sitting in the hallway. Tyler joins her.

Tyler: Was it the thin mountain air or the Yeti-tinis that got to you?

Wednesday: Xavier told me what you did last year. How you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.

Tyler: I guess that was inevitable… Look, I... I wish I could say that it was an accident, or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds, but I'd be lying. And he could have made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't.

Wednesday: Why'd you do it?

Tyler: I mean, I could give you a million excuses, but... The truth is I'm still trying to figure that out… I got sent away to this boot camp and realized that's not the version of myself I want to be. A bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt… Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

Wednesday: Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank? I would have taken it further.

Tyler: Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met.

Wednesday: I'd do it again.

Tyler: I knew there was a reason I liked you.

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A truck enters in the school.

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Wednesday and Tyler are dancing.

Enid: Come on!

Lucas: I'll be right back.

Lucas leaves. Enid crashes into Ajax.

Enid: Oh, hi.

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Xavier watches Wednesday and Tyler dancing.

Xavier: Do me a favour… Take off your amulet and make me forget about her.

Bianca: I can't believe you'd ask me to do that.

Xavier: You said no strings.

Bianca: You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song. Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?

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The truck parks.

Carter: Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on.

Jonah: You got it? Take it.

Carter: Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on.

Jonah: Move! Move! I'll do it.

Lucas gets outside.

Lucas: I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea. I don't want my dad to get any blowback, you know?

Jonah: Dude, you're the whole reason we're doing this! To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain!

Carter: Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler. Come on, let's go. Come on.

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Eugene sees a car parking near the cave.

Eugene: Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours. Potential suspect has arrived at location… Oh my God.

He sees a person. The cave bursts out. Eugene runs away.

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Bianca is sitting in the hallway. Wednesday arrives.

Wednesday: Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Bianca: As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."

Wednesday: Speaking of suffering, where's your date? I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor.

Bianca: We had a little tiff… About you, actually… You don't know what it's like.

Wednesday: Being beautiful and popular?

Bianca: Never knowing people's true feelings. If someone likes me for me.

Wednesday: What about your amulet?

Bianca: It's not foolproof. It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak… That's why Xavier broke up with me… He could never fully trust me. The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either… I never knew if they were real or not… You're lucky.

Wednesday: Do tell.

Bianca: You don't care what people think of you.

Wednesday: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

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Eugene runs and hides in the woods.

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Back to the dance, the party is almost over.

Ms. Thornhill: It's time for the big finish.

MC Blood Suckaz: Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity, so haul it out on the dance floor one last time before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!"

The students are dancing. Carter opens the pipes. Everybody is covered with “blood.” The students starts to runs away.

Student: Let's go!

Wednesday tastes the “blood.”

Wednesday: They couldn't even spring for real pigs' blood. It's only paint.

Wednesday has a vision.

Ms. Thornhill: Wednesday! Are you okay?

Wednesday: Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger.

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Xavier crashes into Tyler.

Xavier: What the hell are you doing?

Tyler: Texting my dad. He's on his way. Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her.

Xavier: How should I know? She's your date.

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Lucas, Jonah and Carter are packing the pipes.

Jonah: Let's go. That was crazy.

Carter: Come on. Get it. Let's go.

Enid comes.

Enid: You did this? I can't believe I fell for your crap.

Lucas: Enid, after Crackstone's statue...

Enid: I thought you were different… I thought you liked me.

Carter: Wolf out!

Jonah: Wolf out!

Carter & Jonah: Wolf out!

Ajax comes.

Ajax: Get away from her!

Jonah: Let's go!

They leave.

Ajax: Are you okay?

Enid: I didn't even want to go with him. I wanted to go with you.

Ajax: So why didn't you ask me?

Enid: 'Cause you blew me off the other night and never told me why.

Ajax: I was too embarrassed to tell you, but I... Accidentally looked in the mirror and kind of stoned myself with my snakes.

Enid’s claws gets out while she wanted to kiss Ajax.

Ajax: Whoa. We should, uh... We should probably take it slow. Right?

Enid: Totally agree.

They kiss.

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The monster finds Eugene. He runs away.

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Wednesday calls for Eugene.

Wednesday: Eugene! Eugene! Eugene?

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Eugene loses his glasses.

Wednesday: Eugene?

Eugene: Wednesday! Over here!

The monster attacks Eugene.

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Wednesday: Eugene? Eugene.

Wednesday finds Eugene. Ms. Thornhill comes.

Ms. Thornhill: Oh my God! Is he alive?