Whahi

-Whahi, tell me a story please!!!

-Ok.... Ready?? So... Once upon a time, somewhere in the final frontiere of the space, the was a planet and, on this planet, a land. In this land there was a young girl, and, since she was very good at physics, maths and history, her parents decided to send her in the most prestigious university in the world, called Harvard.

-That's a university that already exist!

-You wanted I tell you a story, didn't you?

They weren't very rich so she had to live in a little room in the basement of Harvard. For fives years she studied, in one hand, criminology et criminal minds, and in the other hand psychology and liars. Youger she had been victim of gossips, and since that time thought that everybody lies. So , now, she was lonely and didn't have many friends. As a result, she usually spent her week-ends working, watching TV (especially stupid things like wrong-medium's show) and other geek's stuff like reading heroes' comics... Finally she passed her exams and got her diplomas.

And, one day later, something strange happened. She was sending an e-mail to her teacher to annouce she had finished her project (a sonic screwdriver) when she heard a loud noise. She couldn't understand what it was: nothing has dropped and nobody was in her flat... She got scared and ran to the door to go out when somedy appeared. It was two man: one was tall and skinny (too skinny for words) and the other had grey hair. The tall one took her hand and said « Run, don't worry it's gonna be legendary! ». She didn't know what she could answer so the other man added: « C'est pas faux!  Run!!!! ».

So, she ran. And , after a few minutes, realised she was in an other world! She was a in huge forest (like Sherwood or Brocéliande, you see?) and the moonlight was a bit scaring. Suddently she realised she was alone, the two men had disappeared: she was lost, like completly lost. She walked all day long and arrived to a castle called Palace of non Such. as she was tired she entered into a restaurant, and ordered a pie that smelled marshmallows and promises. She looked around her, and noticed that evryonr was drinking blood. True blood, I mean! So, she...

-Rrrrrrhhhhooo..... Rrhhooo....

-Good night, darling.