Épisode L'Héritière S01E11 - Wynonna Earp Saison 1

A l’Homestead, Waverly, Wynonna et Gus regardent Willa dormir et les filles se rendent compte qu’elles ne connaissent pas leur sœur. Wynonna veut que personne ne sache que Willa avant d’être certain de son identité mais Dolls arrive avec les résultats ADN, c’est bien Willa Earp. Cela signifie qu’il y a désormais 2 Héritiers.

Willa se réveille d’un cauchemar et se rend compte que tout était réel, elle a bien tué un homme. Waverly lui dit qu’elle ne l’a pas tué, elle l’a renvoyé en Enfer et se prend un regard désapprobateur de la part de Wynonna. Willa est perdue et ne connaît personne, elle voudrait partir d’ici mais Wynonna lui dit qu’elle désormais une Earp.

Deux hommes entrent dans un entrepôt quand ils entendent des voix de femmes demandant de l’aide qui sont accrochées. C’est un piège, les femmes vont très bien et s’en prennent à eux.

Willa découvre son ancienne chambre, Dolls espère que ça l’aide à retrouver la mémoire. Rien ne lui revient, ou du moins, elle ne dit rien et demande à aller prendre une douche avant de se déshabiller devant ses sœurs ce qui les surprend. Waverly s’éclipse pour aller voir Nicole, Wynonna lui demande si elles sont meilleures amies ou quelque chose comme ça mais elle n’obtient pas de réponse.

Au Shorty’s, Bobo rencontre le juge Cryderman venu lui donné des pierres précieuses. Bobo dit se moquer de l’argent puisque dans 4 jours, il sera parti d’ici, Cryderman lui fait remarquer qu’il dit ça tous les ans. Les jumelles Cora et Jolene viennent séduire Bobo qui refuse d’abord mais finit par se laisser faire.

Devant le Shorty’s, un joueur du tournois de poker arrive, un dénommé Mr. Stokes et se présente à Cryderman avant d’aller se reposer dans sa chambre d’hôtel.

Wynonna discute avec Gus du retour de Willa. Wynonna s’en veut terriblement de l’avoir abandonné mais Gus lui dit qu’ils n’avaient pas le choix, ils avaient retrouvé des morceaux de son pyjama, comment faire autrement que de la penser morte ? Mais un miracle comme ça n’arrive qu’une seule fois. Willa les interrompt, pour retrouver la mémoire, peut être que Wynonna pourrait lui dire toute la vérité.

Au motel, le joueur Stokes pose ses affaires avant d’ouvrir sa mallette pleine de cash. Il visite les lieux et trouve du sang sur une porte avant de découvrir les jumelles Cora et Jolene. Elles le déshabillent, l’une des filles le dévore tandis que la deuxième s’empare de la mallette pour l’emmener à Bobo.

Devant l’Homestead, Wynonna raconte leur histoire et la malédiction à Willa. Willa ne comprend pas comment Wynonna peut en rire mais c’est sa façon de tenir le coup. Wynonna donne le Peacemaker à Willa qui est frappée d’un souvenir.

Elle y voit son père qui la traîne par la force dehors à 4h du matin pour qu’elle s’entraîne à tirer sans quoi tous ceux qu’elle aime seront blessés.

Willa se souvient désormais de tout, Waverly, Wynonna, leurs parents mais elle est incapable de dire ce qui s’est passé depuis l’attaque de l’Homestead. Elles sont interrompues par Dolls qui a besoin de Wynonna. La jeune femme semble vexée de voir que Willa tire mieux qu’elle avec le Pacemaker.

Au bord d’une route, Doc est dans sa voiture en train de dormir lorsqu’un homme s’approche. En sortant, il remarque qu’il est tombé en panne au même endroit que son cheval était décédé bien des années plus tôt. Il demande de l’aide à l’homme pour qu’il répare sa voiture, le seul souci c’est que Doc a jeté ses clés au loin. Pour vérifier que l’homme est bien humain, il le fait passer derrière la frontière avant de lui avouer qu’il a les clés.

Waverly montre une boîte pleine de ses affaires à Willa, et lui parle de sa cérémonie d’enterrement. Waverly était très jeune et a très mal vécu cette période. Willa demande ce qui se trouvait dans le cercueil de leur père comme le sien était vide et lorsque Waverly lui dit que le corps y était, Willa a le souvenir de s’être fait enlever. Alors qu’elle s’apprête à poser sa main sur l’épaule de sa sœur, Waverly se recule, elle a peur. Vexée, Willa sort de la chambre et de la maison et Waverly lui coure après quelques mètres avant de la laisser filer.

Wynonna et Dolls s’équipent pour aller sur une scène de crime mais Wynonna est dans ses pensées, perturbée par le retour de sa sœur. Bien que Dolls lui avoue qu’elle est la Earp dont il a besoin en ce moment mais ça n’aide pas vraiment Wynonna : Willa a été entraînée comparée à elle. Dolls la rassure, elle est douée dans ce qu’elle fait mais ce qui lui fait peur est d’être remplacée. Ils entrent dans la pièce et la fouillent à la recherche d’indices lorsque Wynonna tombe sur l’une des jumelles en train de tuer l’homme. La jumelle essaie d’hypnotiser Wynonna qui arrive à lui résister mais la manque avec le Peacemaker. De son côté, Dolls trouve la deuxième sœur mais lui n’arrive pas à résister à leur emprise et les embrasse à tour de rôle. Les jumelles se battent pour l’avoir pour elle seule lorsque Wynonna arrive et assomme l’une d’elle avant de frapper Dolls pour lui remettre les pieds sur Terre. Wynonna élimine celle qui est au sol et les deux équipiers se séparent pour partir à la recherche de l’autre Revenant. Dolls la trouve et l’attire à lui pour lui offrir une danse tout en évitant son regard le plus possible. Dans un dernier mouvement, il l’envoie en direction de Wynonna qui l’élimine. Wynonna reçoit un appel de Waverly l’informant que Willa s’est enfuie.

Juan Carlo répare la voiture de Doc à la seule lumière de ses phares de voitures. L’homme parle de Doc comme si c’était un jeune de l’époque sans savoir qu’il est plus que centenaire avant de faire une illusion au fait d’être mis dans l’ombre. Il lui demande de fouiller dans sa malle à outil et y trouve le badge de la BBD de Wyatt Earp. Doc demande des explications à l’homme en le menaçant avec son arme. Juan Carlo prévient Doc de ce qui arrive, dans 4 jours c’est le solstice d’hiver et Wynonna perdra, Doc a deux choix : continuer à errer ou affronter les ténèbres avec Wynonna à ses côtés.

Wynonna et Waverly parcourent les rues de Purgatory à la recherche de leur sœur quand elles voient une affiche pour le Shorty’s. Les sœurs s’y rendent, Willa est une Earp et est sûrement en train de boire. Willa parle avec un homme qui l’a fait boire et lorsqu’il parle de Lou, Wynonna vole à son secours. Willa fait savoir à Wynonna que leur père savait que l’Homestead allait être attaquée mais n’a rien fait. Lorsque l’homme avec lequel elle buvait la bouscule et qu’il montre ses traits de Revenants, Willa attrape le Peacemaker et l’élimine, sous le regard effaré de tous. Wynonna lui fait remarquer qu’il y a des humains ici et qu’elles ne doivent pas tirer sur tout ce qui bouge. Les filles sortent du bar et monte dans la voiture de Waverly qui les attendait dehors.

De retour chez elles, Willa est excitée par rapport à ce qui s’est passé dans le bar mais Dolls la rappelle à l’ordre, elle a fait une erreur. Wynonna et Willa se disputent sous le regard de Waverly qui se sent presque de trop. Wynonna part dans la grange où dort habituellement Doc et elle est rejointe par sa sœur, venue s’excuser. Waverly entre aussi sans se faire entendre et écoute la conversation des deux sœurs qui se rappellent de vieux souvenirs d’enfance. Elles étaient très proches étant enfant et Willa soumet l’idée que ça pourrait le redevenir, Waverly ne se sent pas à sa place et repart.

Bobo découvre l’état du bar et l’un de ses hommes lui tend une vidéo où l’on voit Wynonna et Willa. Bobo reconnaît Willa sur la vidéo, il y a désormais 3 Earp.

Une équipe d’intervention s’apprête à s’attaquer à la maison des Earp pendant que Waverly apporte un café à Dolls, perdu dans ses pensées. Dolls rassure Waverly, elle a le droit de ne pas aimer Willa, elle ne la connaît après tout. Lorsque que des coups de feu détruisent la pièce, Dolls et Waverly se mettent à couvert et Wynonna et Willa observent de leur cachette. Dolls réplique et réussi à relancer une grenade dans la direction des assaillants tandis que Waverly se prend une balle après leur avoir tiré dessus. Wynonna et Willa sortent de la grange avec des armes automatiques et tirent sur les hommes avant de s’assurer que tout le monde va bien. Willa voudrait poursuivre les méchants mais Waverly est blessée et Wynonna ne veut pas la quitter. Waverly insiste pour que Wynonna suive Willa et Dolls reste à ses côtés.

Alors qu’un des hommes s’est emparé de Willa et qu’il essaie de le tuer, Bobo massacre l’homme pour la sauver. Wynonna arrive et s’apprête à tirer sur Bobo mais Willa la pousse, la balle n’atteint pas entièrement Bobo qui arrive à s’enfuir.

Wynonna aide Waverly à faire son pansement et elle se demande si elle va avoir une cicatrice. Wynonna lui dit que les hommes aiment les cicatrices et la réponse de Waverly qui demande si les filles aussi la déstabilise. Dolls arrive pour leur dire que la zone est sécurisée mais il s’agissait de militaires, la cible n’était pas les Earp mais Dolls. Willa les interrompt, elle veut tout savoir sur Bobo Del Rey.

Au Shorty’s, Cryderman est emmené car il a été surpris en train de vouloir s’enfuir. Il pointe son arme sur Bobo qu’il éjecte d’un signe de la main. Cryderman a peur et fera tout ce que Bobo souhaite.

La voiture de Doc tombe à nouveau en panne, toujours au même endroit et râle après Juan Carlo qui n’est pas un bon mécano. Un homme assomme Doc par derrière et tire son corps.

Homestead

Waverly : How much propofol did Dolls give her?

Wynonna : Enough to calm her down. I thought she was gonna hyperventilate to death.

Waverly : Yeah, I know how she feels. How can a woman recently sprung from a hippie forest cult...

Wynonna : Be our big sister Willa?

Waverly : I don't know her at all.

Wynonna : Dude, none of us do. How do you think she feels?

Waverly : She doesn't even know she's herself, Wynonna, so..

Gus : Girls, please. I know this is all... overwhelming, but it's also a second chance. Good Lord! The whole town will be upended.

Wynonna : We can't tell anyone. Not until we know for sure. It's about damn time. Ah, blablabla. "In conclusion, 44 markers tested with a sibling index of…" blablablabla" and indicated by these patterns."

Waverly : You're sure?

Dolls : I mean, science doesn't lie, right?

Wynonna : But nobody knows whose saliva sample this is or that you were comparing it to mine, right?

Waverly : You know, her being here could be dangerous.

Dolls : Hey, don't worry. Black Badge doesn't know anything, OK? Plus I got a buddy down in the forensics lab who did a no-questions-asked... favour. But you don't believe me.

Wynonna : Only the part about you having a buddy. If she really is our long-lost sister, then...

Dolls : Technically, she's the heir. Or an heir. Then, there'd be both of you. Two of you.

Wynonna : I was just gonna say, if she really is Willa, then we stopped looking for her a long time ago, and we're really horrible people, but… Get... Eve. Yeah, it's OK, you're safe.

Willa : It was real, wasn't it? I killed a man. Lou got pulled into the ground.

Waverly : He didn't get pulled into the ground. You sent him to Hell.

Willa : Hell?

Waverly : Well, she did.

Willa : I-I think I should go.

Dolls : Whoa, whoa, you can't go anywhere. Sorry.

Willa : Excuse me, I don't want to be rude, but I don't know any of you. Or what's happening.

Wynonna : Here, have a drink.

Willa : I don't drink.

Wynonna : You will. 'Cause according to the fresh-out-of-the-oven DNA test, you are officially an Earp. Welcome home, Willa.

 

Outside

Revenant : Now, Zed, don't, as in do not, make eye contact with them. They've been in storage for about a year; they'll be hungry.

Zed : Yeah, yeah. You need help with those bolt cutters or should I stand here all day?

 

Revenant : Hello!

Woman : Help me!

Zed : The boss will be real mad if we don't get what he needs.

Woman : Please help.

Revenant : Oh shit! There's something wrong with 'em. Maybe they're sick. Come on, Zed.

Zed : Jesus, what happened to you?

Woman : Ah! That's what people would ask you if you survived.

Revenant : Shut your eyes, Zed! Oh! Take me.

Zed : I think I'm in love.

Woman : That'll change.

 

Homestead

Willa : This is… was my bedroom?

Wynonna : Yeah. Dolls thought this might activate some memories.

Willa : Looks like I liked horses. I guess every little girl likes horses.

Wynonna : Oh, I didn't. They don't like me. Haha! I remember him. Mr. Plumpkins.

Willa : Poor guy is missing an eye.

Waverly : Yeah. My big sister used to steal him from me and torture him for ransom.

Wynonna : Alright, my bad.

Waverly : Not you.

Willa : All this time I was missing our parents never redecorated?

Wynonna : Mom was already long gone by then, and Daddy had passed. Anything memory-wise?

Willa : A switchblade. What kind of people give a kid a switchblade? Unless I was dangerous.

Wynonna : More like... special.

Willa : I think I'll take a shower. Is that OK?

Wynonna : Yeah, of course. This is your home, Willa. Oh, it's just... just the cult. Free living au naturel.

Waverly : It's groovy.

Wynonna : She hates us.

Waverly : She doesn't know us. Ah! Uh, gotta go. Yeah, I said I'd see Nicole before the Poker Spectacular.

Wynonna : Are you and Nicole best friends now? And what the hell is a "Poker Spectacular"?

 

Shorty

Bobo : Stuck in Purgatory for another goddamn Poker Spectacular.

Cryderman : There was a whore I knew, used to poke her spectacular.

Bobo : I find my lead out there, I don't have to listen to your goddamn awful jokes in here again.

Cryderman : Concentrate, Del Rey, I got six whales coming into town. A lot of cash. They expect a certain type of service. A certain level of sophistication.

Bobo : Details I certainly don't care about, you pompous twat.

Cryderman : Suddenly, you don't care about making money?

Bobo : What do I care for money? In four more days, I'll be in the wind.

Cryderman : Ha! You say that every year.

Bobo : Cryderman.

Cryderman : Got it for you, like I said I would. A small taste of things to come.

Bobo : Hello, babies. I'll need more than this.

Cryderman : On the way.

Bobo : You lock up law enforcement?

Cryderman : Don't I always?

Bobo : What about Black Badge?

Cryderman : I'm handling it. I promise.

Bobo : I put a lot of stake in a man's word, Cryderman. But I no longer find the exploits of Wynonna Earp and Deputy Marshall Dolls particularly entertaining.

Cryderman : Speaking of entertainment...

Bobo : The twins are locked and loaded. You want your Johnson serviced before we part ways?

Cryderman : Nice try. I'll see myself out.

Woman : Sad Bobo is my least favourite Bobo.

Woman : Is there anything we can do

to make it better, baby?

Bobo : Not my types. Then again it's goddamn Poker Spectacular. Why not? No teeth.

 

Street

Cryderman : Mr. Stokes, welcome to my humble little town.

Stokes : With this high a buy-in, Judge I don't think humble will cut it.

Cryderman : What's a high-stakes poker game without the stakes? All cash then?

Stokes : I'm gonna check in my hotel, relax a little bit before the games begin.

Cryderman : I made sure you were in our most prestigious room. It's to die for.

Stokes : I'll be the judge of that.

 

Homestead

Wynonna : How is this even possible? I still can't believe it.

Gus : Feels like a piece that's been missing from our lives. And now it's back.

Wynonna : Last time I saw her, she was being pulled out a window. I didn't do a damn thing.

Gus : We couldn't.

Wynonna : We shouldn't have given up, Gus.

Gus : Oh, we didn't think we had. After six months of searching we found part of Willa's nightgown coated in dried blood.

Wynonna : Oh, Jesus.

Gus : Well, it was a Thursday. I remember 'cause you'd just been released from St. Victoria's. Tried to burn down your classroom.

Wynonna : Ms. Hanson called my diorama an aberration. Stayed up all night handcrafting those little papier-mâché demons. This is crazy.

Gus : You don't look a miracle in the mouth, Wy. This could heal us all.

Wynonna : We need to get her memories back, and I don't have a magic pill for that.

Willa : You could start by telling me the truth.

Wynonna : I did.

Gus : The whole truth.

 

Motel

Stokes : Oh, I'd hate to see their second best, hmm? What the f...!

Women : We've been waiting for you. It's been so long since we've had a man. A real man.

Stokes : Oh, hello. Oh, that feels amazing! Ah, aaaah! That's, that's a little tight.

Women : Shhhh, baby. It'll all be over soon. We gotta get this to Bobo. Hurry up. Coming.

 

Outside

Willa : Demons? Like Beelzebub and Lucifer?

Wynonna : Hell no.

Willa : Hell yes, apparently. And that's where they come from?

Wynonna : And where we send 'em back. These revenants are the bad guys Wyatt Earp put down. When they resurrect they come back demon-adjacent. With powers.

Willa : Are there any Angels?

Wynonna : Sure. Snow, Charlie's and Los.

Willa : How can you think this is funny?

Wynonna : How can you not? This curse, our burden; if you don't laugh you'll go crazy. And I've been crazy. Didn't care for it.

Willa : You hate having to do this.

Wynonna : What would it make me if I didn't? Here's the kicker. I was never supposed to be hunting revenants or breaking curses. It was supposed to be you.

 

Flashback - Homestead

Willa : Daddy, it's 4 in the morning, and I have school tomorrow.

Ward : Every one of your little classmates will be slaughtered if you don't learn to protect them. This town. Your sisters. Now aim. Don't hesitate. Because they sure won't. DO IT!

End of Flashback

 

Wynonna : Are you OK?

Willa : Daddy. Gus, Wave... Waverly. Nona. I remember you. You're a brunette now.

Wynonna : Look who's talking! Willa, do you remember what happened after you were taken?

Willa : No. Just, just being kids. And Daddy training me to be the heir. Wynonna, where the hell have I been?

Dolls : Hey, Earp. Oh, uh… Wynonna Earp. Yeah, we got something.

Willa : I'll be OK. It's fine. Go.

Dolls : So breakthrough? Revelations?

Wynonna : She had flashes of training with Daddy when she fired Peacemaker.

Dolls : Is she a good shot?

Wynonna : You mean, better than me?

 

Road

Man : Well, if you're as ornery with your car as you are with strangers, I can see why the engine quit on you.

Doc : Oh, you say ornery. I say vigilant.

Man : Well, seeing as you're not dead or looking for help, I'll be on my way.

Doc : Now, hold on! You know cars?

Man : Yeah, I tinker here and there.

Doc : Shit!

Man : What?

Doc : On my maiden trek, my horse should go hooves up exactly here.

Man : You're a strange fella, aren't you?

Doc : Been told I have character.

Man : Carrying a flask of tabasco on your hip is character; drawing a pistol on a good Samaritan, that's just being a dick.

Doc : Do you think you can assist with my vehicle, please? I am stranded.

Man : Alright. Try starting her up.

Doc : Well see, here's the clinker: I got angry; I threw them keys away. Now, I looked for 'em for a spell, but then I decided tired eyes, they're poor tools, so...

Man : In which direction did you throw 'em?

Doc : Just past that marker. Oh, I found them!

Man : Yeah, you sure did, son.

Doc : This mean you help me? Oh, where are my manners? Henry.

Man : Mm-hmm.

 

Homestead

Willa : You kept my death certificate.

Waverly : Yeah. To remind myself it was actually real. You know, that you were actually gone. I was 6, right? I saw the little white coffin, but I knew that you weren't actually in there. They'd filled it with sandbags.

Willa : Was it a nice service?

Waverly : All I remember was a lot of crying. And the food. The grown-ups let me eat as many marshmallows as I wanted. I threw up all night long.

Willa : Gee. That must have been so hard for you. I'm sorry. It's just… It's really intense. You guys killed me. What did you bury in Daddy's coffin?

Waverly : Daddy. Did you remember something?

Willa : Oh, I feel faint. Are you scared of me?

Waverly : Willa! Willa!

 

Outside

Dolls : Alright, so Nedley caught a scene at the hotel. Blood everywhere, but no body.

Wynonna : Cool.

Dolls : Yeah. So only thing left was a laptop belonging to a guy by the name of Bradley Stokes. Hedge-fund type from Seattle.

Wynonna : Hmm, cool.

Dolls : Nicole searched for any connected devices and came across an active smartwatch currently transmitting from this abandoned railyard. And let me guess. You cool? Now you snap out of it, alright?

Wynonna : Yeah, I wonder what's got me so distracted, right?

Dolls : Look, the guy may still be alive in there, and I'm gonna need your help. OK, Wynonna? Come on! You're the Earp that I need right now.

Wynonna : Try the only one who'll fall for your bullshit.

Dolls : Alright, so the smartwatch is transmitting from in there. OK. What?

Wynonna : Daddy trained Willa. She was prepared to do this. Unlike me, the off-key drunk of an understudy.

Dolls : Whoa, whoa, look. You know you're good at this, and you're only getting better, OK?

Wynonna : Thanks.

Dolls : Now maybe what you're really freaked out about is just getting replaced.

Wynonna : From hero to punch-worthy in ten seconds flat.

Dolls : Shh. Save your punching for what's in there. Gun now. Clear. Go. You go that way, I go this way, got it?

 

Wynonna : Honey, I'm flattered, but for a whole whack of reasons, you're not my type. Stupid sexy hair porn!

Dolls : Earp! You good?

Wynonna : Yeah, I'm OK, but definitely something in here, Dolls! Should have kept your pants on.

Dolls : Ahhh, shit.

Jolene : Ugly words from such a beautiful man.

Dolls : Oh, wow! You're one of a kind.

Cora : Close.

Jolene : Ah! You kiss different. You're powerful.

Cora : Whatever that is, way down deep, just let it out, baby.

Dolls : I try so hard not to.

Jolene : Hmm… I want him. You got the banker.

Cora : Yeah, but this one is a rare bird. He likes me better! I'm prettier.

Wynonna : Yo, Ms. Congeniality! Ugh! Nothing a facelift won't fix. Wake up, Hugh Hefner.

Dolls : I taste strawberries.

Wynonna : You smell of man-whore.

Dolls : Where are those girls?

Wynonna : Here. One got away.

Dolls : I think I can lure the other one back for sure.

Wynonna : Ew.

Dolls : Right. Go. Hey, love. Don't be scared. Why don't we just finish what we started? There you go. There you go. So… What is a pretty girl like you going around attacking men like me?

Jolene : A favour. Judge wanted to cash in, and we get hungry being all alone.

Dolls : Hungry for...

Jolene : I could just eat you up.

Dolls : Nice. We double-teamed her.

Wynonna : Mm-hmm. Any idea why the vampire twins went after Stokes?

Dolls : Yeah, well, she said "the judge."

Wynonna : Yo. Wave, slow down. Shit! Willa took off. She's gone.

 

Road

Doc : I sure appreciate your care.

Man : Well, I looked in my truck, and it just so happened that I had a fan belt for a '78. This is your lucky day, son.

Doc : Oh, I try to make my own luck.

Man : Well, you can't fix your own car. You kids today and your "iPodes" and your "Netpix"… You couldn't find a sparkplug if your life depended on it. I do like your hat, though.

Doc : Much obliged.

Man : So, where are you headed?

Doc : Ooh, wherever suits me. I've always been a bit of a drifter.

Man : Suppose some find that something to be proud of. My experience says drifting is just another word for running.

Doc : Running ain't in my nature.

Man : Well, maybe it didn't use to be, but enough time in the dark a man can change.

Doc : What did you say?

Man : Or maybe it's a woman.

Doc : Well, it ain't.

Man : You ever spend any time at war, son?

Doc : My father did a long time ago. You?

Man : On my first tour of duty, I couldn't wait to get home. Then I did. I couldn't figure out what to do with myself. So I went back to the desert. Nothing hollows out a man quicker than completing a mission. Because after that you still gotta live. Dig into that toolbox and fetch me a 5H socket, would you?

Doc : When did you finally give it up?

Man : I didn't. Neither have you, Doc.

Doc : Oh, men, I need to start drinking less. Or much, much more.

Man : Hot chocolate?

Doc : What are you playing at?

Man : I'm not sure what you mean, son.

Doc : How in hell did you get this?

Man : Why? Is it something to you?

Doc : This is Wyatt Earp's deputy badge. He gave this to me. And I threw it in a fire many weeks ago, far from here.

Man : Sounds to me like you were done with it.

Doc : No more bullshit. Now, who are you? Who sent you?

Man : Questions with complicated answers. For simplicity's sake, you can call me Juan-Carlo. And nobody sent me. I just am.

Doc : Well, if not a revenant, then what?

Juan-Carlo : You keep asking all the wrong questions. But then again, most people do.

Doc : What am I even doing here?

Juan-Carlo : That's more like it. My associates and I have a vested interested in what you call the Ghost River Triangle. You only have four days until Winter Solstice.

Doc : Well then, I'll be sure to raise a glass of spiked cider to your enigmatic ass.

Juan-Carlo : Four days until the door opens. And if it does, she will lose, Doc. Even with your help. You have to choose. Keep drifting on down the road or face the darkness again. This time with Wynonna Earp at your side. Not everyone gets a second chance. Most of them stay in the ground.

Doc : Well, I ought to put you in the ground.

Juan-Carlo : Well… That'd be a choice, too. Speaking of… You can take the fan belt or the badge but you can't have both.

 

Street of Purgatory

Wynonna : What were you thinking, showing Willa her own scrapbook of death?

Waverly : She was curious. Wouldn't you be curious?

Wynonna : Well, it freaked her out!

Waverly : Yeah, more like pissed her off.

Wynonna : I wish Doc were here. He bailed on me... on us. But he's a hell of a tracker.

Waverly : Yeah, good point. How are we gonna find a girl we know nothing about?

Wynonna : Half price drinks at Shorty's slash Bobo's? What is that musk ox playing at? Hey, you think?

Waverly : She is an Earp.

Wynonna : Bet she drinks 'em dry in 20 minutes.

Waverly : Why not?

 

Shorty

Man : Well, ain't you pretty as a peach. Can I buy the peach a drink?

Willa : I don't even know what I like. I was living in a cult in the woods. We drank tea made from dandelions.

Man 1 : Darlin', that's weird. Barkeep, send up some shots.

Man 2 : What are you having?

Man 1 : One of everything you've got.

Wynonna : I hate when I'm right.

Waverly : What? You love it when you're right.

Wynonna : I meant sober. I hate when I'm sober. Oh!

Waverly : No sign of Bobo at least.

Wynonna : Well, let's not wait on him. We should go salvage her; we might have to get out of here fast..

Waverly : Yeah, I'm gonna go get the jeep ready.

Man : Wait a minute. Do you know Lou?

Willa : Oh my God! You're one of them, aren't you?

Wynonna : An exit, find one. You shouldn't be here.

Willa : And you shouldn't have shot our daddy.

Wynonna : I was gonna tell you. In time. I did what I thought was best.

Willa : You were trying to save us. Maybe he deserved it.

Wynonna : Willa!

Willa : He told me I had nothing to worry about, to just stay calm. He knew the attack was coming, Wynonna. I don't remember anything else, except that our daddy let those bad men come into our house tear us apart.

Man : Whores.

Wynonna : I thought I told you to leave.

Revenant : You and your bitch friend owe me a drink.

Waverly : Wynonna!

Wynonna : Give me back my gun!

Willa : I think you mean, my gun.

Wynonna : There are real people here! Real regular human people.

Willa : And how do we deal with the non-regular ones?

Wynonna : The old fashioned way.

Man : Hey!

Willa : You OK?

Wynonna : Yeah. Just like cow-tipping on Wilson's half acre!

Willa : I'll take your word for it.

 

Wynonna Truck

Willa : That was amazing!

Wynonna : Yeah! Ha, ha, ha! And Dolls is gonna kill us!

 

Homestead

Waverly : I'll put the kettle on.

Willa : Shit, that felt good!

Dolls : Yeah. So does base jumping without a chute.

Willa : I'm sorry, maybe I'm unclear about this whole curse thing. There are revenants; there are Earps. The Earps... that's us by the way...

Wynonna : Willa...

Willa : ...make sure all the revenants get a bullet to the brain from Peacemaker, or die trying. Am I missing something?

Dolls : Yeah. Civilians. And as far as human witnesses are concerned, you just shot a random person in a bar.

Willa : Ah! In Purgatory, that's old news.

Dolls : Yeah? Well, that's the type of thing that can get

Purgatory on the wrong side of the nuke.

Wynonna : She didn't know. I made the same mistake.

Willa : Wynonna, why are you listening to this buzzkill in army boots?

Dolls : Buzzkill?

Willa : Yeah.

Dolls : Buzzkill? I'm a U.S. Marshall with Black Badge, you hear me?

Wynonna : He's been helping us.

Willa : You mean, you're following his orders, and not your own instincts.

Dolls : Aw, come on.

Wynonna : We're a team.

Willa : I thought I was the brainwashed one.

Dolls : Great.

Willa : I'm her sister. I got it.

 

Barn

Willa : Wynonna… I'm so, so sorry. I... I don't even know who that person was.

Wynonna : Pretty sure that was an Earp. Ha!

Willa : Dolls was right. I lost control. I was angry at everything. Everyone. I let it in my head.

Wynonna : At least you didn't have a meltdown in front of your boss.

Willa : Gummy bears.

Wynonna : Fuzzy Peaches.

Willa : I remember we used to play in here with gummy bears. We would dance them across the beams and into our mouths.

Wynonna : Then you turned 11 and you wanted to practice making out with the gummy bears.

Willa : Oh... And you promised to never tell anyone that.

Wynonna : I never did. Then you went and died on me.

Willa : We were two peas, you and I. It's always been you and I.

Wynonna : Yeah, I remember.

Willa : It can be like it always was. And different too in all the right ways. You're not alone anymore.

 

Shorty

Bobo : Are you gonna tell me what happened here or am I gonna use your head to clean the toilets again?

Man : It was the two Earp girls. Bobo.

Bobo : Not two Earp girls. Three.

Man : So what do we do now, boss?

 

Tank

Soldier 1 : Everybody clear on the target?

Soldier 2 : Yeah.

Soldier 1 : Not that it matters. This is a clean sweep. No witnesses, gentlemen.

Soldiers : You got it.

 

Homestead

Waverly : You're quiet.

Dolls : Yeah, I'm just thinking. There's a lot going on right now that just doesn't add up. Like, if Cryderman is dirty that means someone is feeding him some BBD intel.

Waverly : Someone we know or someone you work for?

Dolls : I don't know. Black Badge isn't just a… a job for me.

Waverly : Yeah, no kidding. I get it. Feeling like you're about to lose something.

Dolls : It's OK if you don't like her, you know.

Waverly : I'm happy she's back, I really am. It's… I never really knew her, you know. Still don't.

Dolls : Yeah, we'll get to the bottom of it, alright?

Waverly : Yeah, I'm sure you will.

Dolls : All of us. You're good at what you do. Doesn't matter how many Willas come back. Doesn't. We're still gonna need you. Earp.

Waverly : You called me "Earp."

Dolls : Yeah, I did. Don't let it go to your head. And there's only three of you, right? Smoke bomb! Clear! Clear! Go, Waverly! Get down!

 

Barn

Willa : I thought you said they can't come on our land.

Wynonna : Revenants can't. Human assholes can.

 

Homestead

Dolls : Go find the basement now! Anything without windows! Go! Go! Go!

Waverly : Ah! Oh, my God!

 

Barn

Wynonna : Lucky for us, they don't know we're in here.

Willa : Take 'em by surprise?

Wynonna : Get out of my head!

 

Homestead

Dolls : Grenade! YA!

Waverly : Ugh!

Dolls : Waverly, hide!

Waverly : God, I wish people would stop saying that to me!

 

Barn

Wynonna : Come on!

 

Homestead

Dolls : Let's go, bitches! Come on!

 

Barn

Wynonna : Dolls gave use these for protection. They're a bit tricky, but you think you can do this? Why do I even ask?

 

Homestead

Waverly : Ah, you wanna get all up in my kitchen? Eat shit, shit-eaters! AH! Ah!

 

Outside

Soldier : This place is lit. Fall back! Fall back!

 

Homestead

Wynonna : Waverly? Dolls?

Dolls : We're OK. We're OK.

Willa : Good to go?

Wynonna : Wait.

Willa : For what? They just tried to kill us in our own home again!

Waverly : Uh, guys, I think I got a little bit shot.

Wynonna : Waverly!

Willa : They're getting away!

Wynonna : It's OK. You're OK.

Willa : WYNONNA!

Wynonna : Just a second!

Dolls : OK, it's just a graze.

Waverly : Just?

Wynonna : Shit! Willa!

Waverly : Go, we can't lose her again. Go.

Wynonna : Take care of her.

Dolls : It's OK. Hey, hey, hey. You got it. You're gonna be alright.

 

Outside

Wynonna : Get away from her! Bye-bye, Bobo.

Bobo : Ah! Ah!

Wynonna : Shit! What? I finally had him! Did he hurt you?

Willa : Hurt me? Wynonna, he saved me.

 

Homesteas

Waverly : Do you think it'll scar?

Wynonna : Dudes dig scars.

Waverly : Do chicks?

Dolls : Perimeter's clear. You know, most of those guys had top-shelf gear, military tattoos.

Wynonna : Mercenaries?

Dolls : Wasn't a siege, it was an assassination attempt.

Wynonna : Other than revenants, who wants to kill us that badly? Is it about Willa? Do they know she's back or that there might be two heirs?

Dolls : This isn't really about Willa or you. I pulled this off from one of the bodies. The target was me.

Willa : Wynonna? I need you to tell me everything you know about Bobo Del Rey.

 

Shorty

Bobo : No kidding.

Cryderman : I thought I was doing what you asked. Dolls and Black Badge, done. The Earp heir, done. Please. Please don't kill me. I'll do whatever you want. Anything!

Bobo : Oh, I know. You see, what I want is for you to throw me a party.

 

Road

Doc : Ha! What in tarnation! Ah! Oh, Jesus! Whatever the hell you are, Juan-Carlo, a decent mechanic you are not.