Saison 2

¤ 201- How Betty Got Her Grieve Back

Amanda (To Betty): I Know it might be hard to believe, but pretty girls have problems too.

(At a natural disasters shoot)
Betty: There is no one here who cares about changing the inside. They only care about fixing the outside.
Wilhelmina: What's stumpy up to now?
Betty: This concealer here, this isn't gonna change the fact that she doesn't have a house. And this-this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you loved. These women have lost everything and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that! (Betty walks off)
Sheila: You know what, she's right. There's not enough styling gel.

Amanda: Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?
Betty: I'm wearing an eye patch.
Amanda: You didn't always have that? 

Amanda: (Trying to get a DNA sample from Bradford to see if he is her father) Oh Dadford. I mean Bradford. I mean Mr Meade. I'm suffering from severe cotton mouth, would you mind licking this for me? 

Wilhelmina: (Finding Justin hidden behind some clothes) Is it just me or does anyone else see the little fashion elf? 

¤202 - Family/Affair 

Marc: I made a little person feel good about their day. I'm a good person. No, I'm a great person! 

Wilhelmina: (after finding Betty's earring under her bed) I smell a burrito. 

Nick: What is that smell? I think it's that dog.
Amanda: It is not that dog.
Nick: It smells like ass.
Amanda: And when you're 84, you're going to smell like ass too. 

¤203: Betty's Wait Problem  

Henry: (To Justin) You're drinking?!
Hilary: It's just bee-er!
Henry: Beer is a gateway drug 

Betty: I know you feel really bad about this whole Alexis thing, but do you think your pain could be more emotional than physical?
Daniel: My leg isn't crying, Betty, it's hurting. 

Wilhelmina: (While Alexis is having her makeup done) Alright, alright girls, off. Off. She's a tranny, not a drag queen. 

¤204: Grin and Bear It 

(Amanda has found photos from Wilhelmina's past)
Wilhelmina: Interesting fact, drop a penny and a blonde receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the sidewalk at the same time. I believe they call it terminal velocity.
Amanda: Okay, I think this is a good time to point out I am not a real blonde.   

Marc: (To Wilhelmina after hearing her plan) Oh my God, it's happened, the botox has finally seeped into your brain. 

Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.

Betty: (About Professor Barret) He's mean, like Simon Cowell with a Pulitzer