Woods
Tyler: Thing gave me your note. I was surprised you wanted to see me again after you ran out the other night. So, uh, is this a date?
Wednesday: It's a surprise... When I came to Nevermore, romance was the last thing on my mind... But when you kissed me, you opened my eyes and suddenly it all made sense... Xavier warned me about you, but I didn't listen.
Tyler: Ironic now, huh?
Wednesday: Ironic would've been framing Xavier for murder while the real Hyde helped me put him away.
Tyler: Wait... You don't think...
Wednesday: I don't think. I know. Kinbott probably discovered your secret during one of your sessions. So she unlocked you. Why'd you kill her? I thought Hydes were typically loyal to their masters.
Tyler: Wednesday, this is nuts.
Wednesday: On Outreach Day, I told you I was visiting the old meeting house. Did Kinbott send you to spy on me? At the Rave'N, you overheard Eugene and me discussing your cave in the woods and you warned Kinbott. Eugene probably saw her torching it. Then she sent you to clean up her mess. I have to hand it to you, Tyler. Wounding yourself that night at the Gates mansion, that was a masterstroke of misdirection.
Tyler: Okay, stop. Do you know how insane you sound right now? I'm not a monster. A... And if you really thought that I was, why would you risk bringing me out to the woods to confront me alone?
Wednesday: Who said I was alone?
Tyler: Okay, I don't know what kind of sick joke you're playing, but I'm out of here.
Bianca: Actually... You're coming with us.
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Xavier's paint workshop
Wednesday: Welcome back.
Tyler: Where the hell am I?
Wednesday: Somewhere no one can hear your screams.
Tyler: What's with the chains?
Wednesday: Don't ask stupid questions.
Tyler: Wednesday, this is crazy. I'm a normie.
Wednesday: That's only half true... Do you recognize her? Perhaps if I hadn't been so distracted by my own mother hogging this photo, I would have noticed yours sooner... Your father fell in love and married an outcast.
Tyler: Fine. My mom was an outcast. That doesn't make me a monster.
Wednesday: According to her personal medical records...
Tyler: You stole her medical records?
Wednesday: Technically, Thing did. He took them from your garage. Your father's quite the pack rat... Her postpartum depression triggered her condition.
Tyler: My mom had severe bipolar disorder.
Wednesday: We both know that's a lie. She was a Hyde... And your father has been living his life in dread, never quite sure whether or not she passed her condition on to you.
Tyler: Are you all gonna stand there and let her do this to me?
Ajax: Uh, guys? Enid just texted. Thornhill's suspicious. How long until he morphs into that... Thing?
Tyler: I'm not the monster.
Wednesday: You are. I saw it in a vision at the Weathervane.
Tyler: Wait, you're basing all this off some vision you had after we kissed? I mean, is that something you can trust?
Bianca: Wednesday, what are you doing?
Wednesday: Just some light torture. Don't worry, I won't leave a mark.
Bianca: Wednesday, hold on.
Ajax: Wait. Are you being serious?
Wednesday: There's only one thing that a Hyde understands... Pain.
All: Wait! No, Wednesday! Wednesday!
Yoko: That's it. I'm out!
Divina: Us too.
Ajax: No.
Bianca: Wait.
Ajax: No, I'm done.
Bianca: Wednesday, I didn't sign up for this. Let's go to Weems, explain everything.
Wednesday: Weems won't help. And Tyler is always one step ahead of his father.
Bianca: Then you're on your own.
Tyler: No, don't leave me here with her, please! I'm begging you, please!
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Galpin's house: living room
Valerie Kinbott: When I press him on his mother or any sensitive issue, he snaps, becoming cold and detached. It's like I'm talking to a different person... I'm increasingly concerned... I believe the trauma of losing his mother may have left Tyler with deeper psychological scars than I suspected.
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Nevermore: Weems's office
Donovan Galpin: Hello?
Larissa Weems: Sheriff Galpin. We have a problem. And her name is Wednesday Addams.
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Xavier's paint workshop
Wednesday: What is Kinbott, or should I say Laurel Gates, using you for?
Tyler: Wednesday, please.
Wednesday: Tyler, the body parts in the basement of the Gates mansion, what was she collecting them for?
Tyler: I don't understand. Why are you doing this?
Wednesday: Let's test your reflexes.
Tyler: I'm in here!
Donovan Galpin: Get away from my son! Drop it... Drop it.
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Police Station: office
Santiago: Sign here.
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Police Station: Galpin's office
Larissa Weems: Sheriff Galpin isn't pressing kidnapping charges. Which is a miracle given the circumstances.
Wednesday: Of course not... How long have you known?
Donovan Galpin: Excuse me?
Wednesday: When I gave you that claw from the cave, did you already know?
Larissa Weems: Wednesday, that's enough.
Donovan Galpin: Xavier Thorpe is our Hyde. We've got evidence, thanks to you. That's why I'm giving you one pass.
Wednesday: Tyler is going to turn on you too.
Larissa Weems: Let's go.
Donovan Galpin: Get out.
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Police Station: hallway
Tyler: We... Wednesday, wait.
Donovan Galpin: Tyler! No, no, what are you doing?
Tyler: I need to talk to her, Dad. She was my friend. We're in a police station. What's gonna happen?
Donovan Galpin: Make it quick.
Wednesday: What do you want?
Tyler: To ask a question... What does it feel like?
Wednesday: What does what feel like?
Tyler: To lose... You know, at first, I'd wake up naked, covered in blood, no idea what happened. But over time, I started to remember everything. The sound of their screams, the panic in their eyes, and a fear so primal I could taste it... And it was delicious... You have no idea what's coming.
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Nevermore: Weems's office
Larissa Weems: The quid pro quo for Sheriff Galpin not pressing charges is your immediate expulsion from Nevermore.
Wednesday: The others had nothing to do with this. I acted alone.
Larissa Weems: For someone who claims to have no friends, you certainly protect them.
Wednesday: They didn't have guts to do what needed to be done.
Larissa Weems: You mean kidnapping and torture? I should hope not.
Wednesday: You do realize that Tyler brutally disembowelled six people, then harvested a variety of their body parts.
Larissa Weems: Perhaps if you'd come to me with your suspicions rather than take matters into your own hands, we could've worked together.
Wednesday: Oh yes! Because trust and cooperation have always been hallmarks of our relationship.
Larissa Weems: I admire your ability to be your own person and trust your own instincts. But that also makes you impatient and impulsive. Your actions have put me and the school in an impossible position.
Wednesday: Tyler is the Hyde... And he has framed Xavier. He confessed everything to me!
Larissa Weems: I wish I could believe you.
Wednesday: His mother was an outcast. She was a student here, you must remember her. She was a Hyde!
Larissa Weems: Yes, Francois. A lovely woman. I didn't ask what she identified as.
Wednesday: Then give me more time, and I can prove they are Hydes.
Larissa Weems: There is no more time, and there are no more deals, Wednesday... Pack your steamer trunks. We will have them shipped. And say your goodbyes... You'll be on the afternoon train tomorrow... I'm sorry Nevermore didn't work out for you, Wednesday... I'm sure your mother will be very disappointed... And so am I.
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Police Station: jail
Wednesday: Xavier... I'm not sure how much time we have. Thing distracted the guards and is looping the cameras.
Xavier: What are you doing here?
Wednesday: I know you're not the Hyde. Tyler used me to frame you. He is the actual Hyde.
Xavier: How do you know?
Wednesday: I saw it in a vision when he kissed me.
Xavier: I'm... Glad you were getting some action while I was falsely accused.
Wednesday: I should've believed you. But since you seem to have some psychic connection to the Hyde, I was curious if you've drawn anything that might shed light on this?
Xavier: You want my help? You ruined my life! No. I tried being your friend. Look where that got me.
Wednesday: This isn't about us, Xavier.
Xavier: No, it's about you! Every time you get involved, people get hurt... You're toxic... All you ever do is make things worse.
Wednesday: Tyler warned me something bad was coming. I think...
Xavier: No! You already show me that! I don't care! Do you want to stop this? Then leave. Go far away and never come back... Do you understand? That can't happen if you're not here... That's how you save everyone, okay? So, go... Leave!
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Nevermore: Wednesday and Enid's room
Enid: I can't believe I'm actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up. It won't be the same without you.
Wednesday: So I assume you'll be moving in with Yoko. Leaving me in the past.
Enid: Not ever. What about you? Will you forget about me?
Wednesday: Enid... The mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I'll think of you.
Enid: Thanks... I guess.
Wednesday: I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment... Turns out I've been the disappointment.
Enid: Are you kidding me? I've learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but... Most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give... Any chance you've got some sort of sneaky plan to elude Weems?
Wednesday: Xavier's right. This prophecy cannot come true if I'm not here... But it kills me to leave when Tyler is still walking around free.
Enid: If he tries anything, we have a school full of gorgons, vampires, and werewolves, ready and waiting. We've got this, Wednesday. I promise... On a good note, I got a text from Eugene's moms. He woke up last night. Maybe Weems'll let you drop by on your way to the station.
Wednesday: I think we're all set.
Enid: Thing, I'm going to miss our makeup tutorials. And you better keep sending me moisturizing tips. Stay in touch, okay? So, we're gonna... You're right. Not hugging is kind of our thing.
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Nevermore: hallway
Bianca: The plan wasn't to get you expelled. We're sorry.
Wednesday: The Nightshades need to be ready for what's coming. Or a lot of people are going to die.
Marylin Thornhill: I'm so glad I caught you. I was weeding my wolfsbane, and I just completely lost track of time. This is a parting gift.
Wednesday: White oleander, one of nature's deadliest.
Marylin Thornhill: It also symbolizes destiny and renewal. You're a very talented young woman, Wednesday. I can't wait to see what you do next.
Larissa Weems: Wednesday. This time I'm personally escorting you to your train.
Wednesday: I have one final favor.
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Hospital: Eugene's room
Eugene: Wednesday!
Wednesday: Eugene... Glad to see you're finally awake.
Eugene: I heard you visited all the time.
Wednesday: Don't ever mention it again. Listen, I've been meaning to tell you... I shouldn't have gone to the dance. I should have been with you.
Eugene: When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer... It's not your fault. It's the monster's.
Wednesday: It's actually called a Hyde. It's still out there. You can't go back to Nevermore. Not even to check on your bees. And you have to listen to me this time. I thought hummers were supposed to stick together.
Eugene: That night in the woods, someone set fire to that cave.
Wednesday: Yes, Dr. Kinbott.
Eugene: It's so crazy that it was her. I don't really remember any of it. I just saw someone wearing black and those boots.
Wednesday: What about her boots?
Eugene: There was an explosion of light and just for a moment, I saw that they weren't black. They were red.
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Nevermore: Miss Thornhill's classroom
Marylin Thornhill: Wednesday. I thought you'd be halfway to New Jersey by now.
Wednesday: You can drop the act, Laurel. I should have known it was you. Faking your death, securing a job at Nevermore, unlocking a Hyde. Typically, I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots. But yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.
Marylin Thornhill: Oh, dear. Weems was right... You do need psychiatric help. Can't throw out wild accusations without consequences.
Wednesday: They may be wild... But they're true. Tyler told me everything... Initially I incorrectly accused Kinbott of using hypnosis to unlock him. But you used a plant-derived chemical, didn't you? I know your father kept tabs on all the outcasts in town. So I assume he told you about the Galpin family secret when you were just a girl. That's why you targeted Tyler. You manipulated him by showing him what his mother truly was. What Tyler didn't realize is that truth wouldn't free him.
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Miss Thornhill's car
Marylin Thornhill: I'm so sorry.
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Nevermore: Miss Thornhill's classroom
Wednesday: It would enslave him to you. That was scary at first, so you used the cave and the shackles. But eventually he willingly became your servant. And when Kinbott came close to discovering the truth, you had Tyler kill her and pin it on Xavier.
Marylin Thornhill: Ugh. That's enough... Tyler, honey, make Mama happy and shut her up... Permanently.
Wednesday: He's not on your side.
Marylin Thornhill: Tyler will do anything for me... Remember what I told you? I showed you who you really are... What they did to your mother... The outcasts made you a monster.
Wednesday: If you only hate outcasts, why is he killing normies as well?
Marylin Thornhill: They're just pawns in a bigger game... Just like you, Wednesday. Once again, you've underestimated the situation. You were never getting on that train. I sent Tyler to intercept you.
Wednesday: I never made it to the station. Heard enough? Your slave is probably still at the station.
Larissa Weems: Don't make this more difficult than it already is, Marilyn.
Marylin Thornhill: My name is Laurel!
Miss Thornhill kills Larissa Weems.
Wednesday: Principal Weems! Principal Weems! Nightshade poisoning.
Marylin Thornhill: A fitting end, don't you think?
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Nevermore: Wednesday and Enid's room
Ajax: Whoa... Are you okay? You're not gonna, like, wolf out on me, are you? It is a full blood moon.
Enid: I'm okay, I think... But this is helping.
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On phone / Hospital: Eugene's room
Enid: Hey! Eugene, how are you?
Eugene: Have you seen Wednesday?
Enid: No, she left this afternoon. Didn't she swing by to see you?
Eugene: Listen, Principal Weems and her went and confronted Ms. Thornhill. But I haven't heard a peep from either of them.
Enid: Why would they confront Ms. Thornhill?
Eugene: Because she's behind everything that's happened. She's the bad guy... Bad woman. She's just a really bad person.
Enid: Okay. Ajax and I will go check out the conservatory.
Ajax: Yo. Bee boy, welcome back.
Eugene: What's he doing in your room?
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Thing enters in the room
Enid: Um... Wha...? Slow down! What happened? Principal Weems?
Ajax: What the hell is going on?
Enid: What about Wednesday? Tyler and Thornhill took her? Where? Crackstone's crypt, what the heck? Who are the Nightshades?
Ajax: I'll... I'll explain on the way... Come on.
Eugene: Guys. Guys?
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Hospital: Eugene's room
Sue Ottinger: Calm down, Eugene.
Eugene: That gorgon is a moron. It... It could be dangerous.
Sue Ottinger: If Enid's right, and Wednesday's been taken, we need to call the sheriff.
Eugene: Mom, I've got to go. Wednesday's my only friend, and if she's in trouble, I've got to help... It's hive code.
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Crackstone's crypt
Tyler: Kind of a déjà vu thing we got going on, huh?
Wednesday: Except I won't cry and whine like a child.
Marylin Thornhill: Tyler, go wait by the boat.
Wednesday: Yes. Listen to your master and be a good little Hyde.
Marylin Thornhill: I have to admit... That shape-shifting stunt with Weems almost worked... But as my father always said, "If you want to outsmart an outcast, you got to out-think 'em." You know, we have roots that go all the way back to Joseph Crackstone.
Wednesday: So you come from a line of psychotic killers too.
Marylin Thornhill: Joseph Crackstone was a visionary, dedicated to protecting normies from outcasts until his life was cut short by your ancestor, Goody Addams. And then, to add insult to injury, they stole his land to build that abomination of a school... But, throughout the centuries, my family has remained committed to Crackstone's mission. My brother died serving that cause. I decided to take a different approach. The supernatural.
Wednesday: Tyler's been collecting these body parts to resurrect Crackstone.
Marylin Thornhill: The one man who nearly succeeded in eradicating the outcasts.
Wednesday: You can't wake the dead. Believe me, I've tried.
Marylin Thornhill: I believe your ancestor Goody Addams would disagree.
Wednesday: Goody's Book of Shadows. You're the one that stole the original from Pilgrim World.
Marylin Thornhill: It wasn't enough for Goody to kill Crackstone. She had to curse his soul too.
Wednesday: What does this have to do with me?
Marylin Thornhill: My dear Wednesday, you are the key. Your arrival at Nevermore set the chubby wheels of my plan in motion. Goody sealed Crackstone in his sarcophagus with a blood lock. Only one of her direct descendants can open it.
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Wednesday's vision
Goody: You are the key.
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Crackstone's crypt
Marylin Thornhill: A living descendant on the night of a blood moon. So... I bided my time, and I made you feel special until you were ready to be sacrificed.
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Sheriff Galpin's car / Jericho: street
Xavier: Damn it.
Donovan Galpin: Quiet! Santiago, what's up?
Santiago: Sir, we got a situation. Eugene Ottinger's mom just called, frantic. Something's going on at Nevermore.
Donovan Galpin: Get a couple cars over there ASAP.
Santiago: That's just it, I can't. The tires on the squad cars have been slashed. Every damn one.
Donovan Galpin: All right, I'm on my way.
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Crackstone's crypt
Marylin Thornhill: [Spell in latin]
Joseph Crackstone is back.
Marylin Thornhill: I am of your blood. I have summoned you to rid the world of outcasts once and for all.
Joseph Crackstone: My vengeance will be swift and true.
Wednesday: As will mine.
Joseph Crackstone: Goody Addams. You haunt me still. You will suffer the same fate you bequeathed me... Now burn in the eternal fires of hell... Where you belong.
Marylin Thornhill: Sweet dreams, Wednesday!
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Nevermore: Nightshades's library
Enid: I can't believe you're in a secret society and you didn't tell me.
Ajax: Because, you know, it's secret.
Enid: Bianca, Divina... And Kent? Seriously, even Kent is here? How exclusive is this club?
Bianca: So, what's the deal with Thornhill being a psycho?
Ajax: She murdered Weems and then took Wednesday to Crackstone's crypt.
Enid: We have to get everyone in the school to safety before it's too late.
Ajax: This is what's coming.
Kent: So do we pull the fire alarms?
Divina: We don't want to cause a panic and alert Tyler or Thornhill. So how do we get everyone out?
Bianca: We'll use our siren song to convince them.
Enid: Thing and I will go look for Wednesday.
Bianca: Okay, Nightshades forever.
Enid: Seriously, a secret snap too?
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Crackstone's crypt
Goody: Wednesday.
Wednesday: Are you here to take me to the other side?
Goody: Listen, Crackstone must be stabbed through his black heart. It is the only way he will be vanquished now and forever.
Wednesday: Is your spectral vision impaired? I'm dying.
Goody: Your necklace. It is a powerful talisman.
Wednesday: My mother told me it's for conjuring visions.
Goody: It is also a conduit for conjuring spirits. It will allow me to pass through you and heal you. Just know, once I do, you will never see me again. The school needs you, Wednesday.
Goody heals Wednesday.
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Sheriff Galpin's car
Xavier: Why're we stopping in the middle of the woods? You tracking your little monster?
Donovan Galpin: You shut it.
Xavier: Hey, wait. Wait! Hey! What about me? What... Oh, you asshole!
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Nevermore
Bianca: Come on, let's move quickly and calmly, all right? Good job! Let's keep moving.
Vlad: Bianca! What the hell's going on?
Bianca: Danger is on its way. No time to delay.
Vlad: Follow me. Come on, faster.
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Woods: Enid turns into a werewolf.
Enid: Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It's happening! Thing, I'm wolfing out!
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Tyler finds Wednesday.
Tyler: Laurel said you were dead.
Wednesday: I'm feeling much better now.
Tyler: You're like a cockroach.
Wednesday: Please, flattery will get you nowhere... This will not end well for you.
Tyler turns into a hyde. He attacks Wednesday. Enid comes to the rescue.
Wednesday: Enid? Enid! I need to get back to the school.
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Nevermore: square
Marylin Thornhill: I can't tell you how I've longed for this moment, what it means for my family.
Joseph Crackstone: Silence, woman! Be gone, or I will cut thy tongue from thy wretched mouth!
Marylin Thornhill: Never meet your heroes.
Joseph Crackstone: I will expunge you abominations from this Earth!
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Sheriff Galpin's car
Xavier: Yes! Yes! Yes, Thing!
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Woods
Donovan Galpin: Tyler. Son, is that really you?
Enid defeats Tyler.
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Nevermore: square
Wednesday: Howdy, pilgrim.
Joseph Crackstone: How canst thy heart still beat? What demon sorcery is this?
Xavier: Stay away from her!
Xavier shots. Crakstone return the arrows to Xavier. Wednesday takes the shot in her shoulder.
Xavier: No! Oh my God!
Wednesday: I'm fine. Go. Get them out of here! Now!
Xavier: Okay! Come on, guys. Let's go! Go! Go!
Crakstone and Wednesday fight.
Joseph Crackstone: I will send you back to hell.
Bianca stabs Crakstone. Then Wednesday finishes him. Thornhill comes back.
Wednesday: You brought a gun to a sword fight. It's probably the first smart decision you've made today.
Marylin Thornhill: I might not get to kill all the outcasts, but at least I'll get to kill you, Wednesday.
Bees attacks Miss Thornhill.
Eugene: Yeah, that's what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bitch... Hummers stick together, right?
Wednesday: I'll take it from here.
Eugene: Maybe we should call the sheriff?
Wednesday: Turn around, Eugene.
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Woods
Ajax: Enid?
Enid: Where's Wednesday?
Wednesday arrives. Enid hugs Wednesday. She hugs her back.
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Nevermore: Weems's office
Enid: I hate to admit, but I am gonna miss Principal Weems.
Wednesday: She could be a real pain... But she was tough. And she died for the one thing she truly loved, this school... For that, I have immense respect.
Enid: She was one of us.
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Nevermore: hallway
Enid: Now that classes are canceled for the semester, you have to come visit me in San Francisco. I can pretty much guarantee fog and drizzle every day.
Wednesday: Sounds tempting... Bianca. I owe you a thank-you.
Bianca: We're getting that fencing title next year. So don't let killing one supernatural pilgrim get to your head.
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Wednesday: I hear you're a free man now.
Xavier: Yup. All charges dismissed. Listen. When I was in the cell I said a lot of... Things... Being your friend should come with a warning label. But... I don't know a lot of people who would take an arrow for me. So... Welcome to the 21st century, Addams... My number's in there already.
Wednesday: That's a bold move. I hope you're not expecting me to call.
Xavier: No, never... I'd settle for a text, though... You know what a text is, right?
Wednesday: Goodbye, Xavier.
Xavier: Hey, are you going to be back next semester? Yes? No? Maybe?
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Addam's car
Wednesday: My very first stalker... Maybe this forced vacation will be more interesting than I imagined. Unlike my novel, not every thread has been tied up, nor every question answered. Secrets are still lurking in the dark corners of Jericho... Were Laurel Gates and Tyler just pawns in a bigger game? Will today's stalker become tomorrow's nemesis? I know the suspense is killing you.
