2x06 - Woe Thyself
Nevermore: square
Enid: Admit it. This is the Wednesday Addams you didn't know you needed.
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Nevermore: Dort's office
Wednesday: I warned you about Tyler coming. I told you to cancel the remembrance procession.
Barry Dort: What's your part in all of this?
Enid: I lured Tyler away from the ceremony. Wednesday had a plan to control him. It did not go well.
Wednesday: My plan was unfolding with the precision of a Swiss watch.
Enid: Until that second Hyde showed up and smashed the watch.
Barry Dort: Two Hydes? You're dismissed.
Sheriff Santiago: The second monster, who the hell's that?
Wednesday: Francoise Galpin, Tyler's mother.
Sheriff Santiago: She's been dead for 15 years. I was at her funeral.
Wednesday: Augustus Stonehurst faked Francoise's death. He was experimenting on her and others in the basement of Willow Hill. His daughter Judi never wanted you to find out.
Sheriff Santiago: Judi's been reported missing.
Gomez: Wow.
Sheriff Santiago: Why am I only hearing about this now?
Morticia: Francoise and Tyler are gone, with no plans to return to Jericho. Francoise gave me her word, and I believe her.
Barry Dort: Hmm. Sounds like our problem solved itself.
Sheriff Santiago: I should arrest you right here for aiding and abetting a murderer.
Morticia: I make no apologies for my actions.
Wednesday: You ordered your deputies to abandon the school so they could save Normies at Pilgrim World.
Gomez: Leaving Outcasts to fend for themselves? How do you think the press will take that?
Barry Dort: Luckily, no one got hurt, but in an abundance of caution I am mandating a school-wide curfew. Our gala is around the corner. So why don't we all just take the win?
Sheriff Santiago: Wherever there's murder and mayhem, you'll always find an Addams.
Morticia: With corpse bells on.
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Nevermore: Orloff's classroom
Larissa Weems: Bravo, Miss Addams. You managed to release not one, but two Hydes from the asylum.
Wednesday: I was hoping once Day of the Dead was over, you would sashay back into the afterlife.
Larissa Weems: I don't sashay... Ever.
Wednesday: Are the Galpins still in Jericho?
Larissa Weems: Now I'm adding bloodhound to my resume?
Wednesday: You're my spirit guide. How about some actual guidance?
Larissa Weems: I can tell you your vision hasn't changed. Enid still dies, and you are still responsible.
Wednesday: What do I need to do?
Larissa Weems: Finally, some positive engagement... Your psychic ability isn't just inherited. It's intricately tied to your familial bonds. The escalating and unresolved tension with your mother is what's disrupting your power.
Wednesday: That's absurd.
Larissa Weems: The Addams family lineage has always drawn strength from the unity of its members. Like it or not, you are part of that spiritual heritage. But that strength demands emotional clarity.
Wednesday: I don't need to deal with any emotions, and I don't need to cater to my mother's maudlin need to insert herself into my life.
Larissa Weems: Your lack of empathy is what makes you the weak link, spiritually speaking.
Wednesday: I'm the only link that matters.
Larissa Weems: Leave Tyler and Francoise to the authorities... Focus on fixing the relationship with your mother.
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Orloff: Miss Addams, who are you talking to?
Wednesday: Professor, did you ever teach Francoise Galpin?
Orloff: She was Francoise Night in those days. But science didn't hold her interest, unlike her brother.
Wednesday: Francoise had a brother?
Orloff: Isaac. He was the most brilliant DaVinci I've ever met. I owe him my life. He designed this life-support system for me.
Wednesday: You two must have been close.
Orloff: Ha. Ha! Isaac didn't care about people, but he loved to play God.
Wednesday: You said DaVincis loved Augustus Stonehurst. Was Isaac one of his students?
Orloff: Stonehurst was his mentor... He built Isaac that secret lab at Iago Tower. They were thick as thieves. Until the night the lab exploded.
Wednesday: What happened to Isaac?
Orloff: His body was never found. Some say he ran away, others... That he's buried under the Skull Tree. That's just an urban legend, but you're welcome to try and dig him up.
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Nevermore: Caliban Hall
Pugsley: I'm running a special on the answers for Tudor-Pole's math quiz.
Roland: How much?
Eugene: Five bucks. Guaranteed A, or your money back.
Wednesday: Store's closed. Everybody out... Your zombie. When's the last time you saw him? You know my waterboard is in my closet.
Agnes: Right next to her skeletons.
Pugsley: I saw him at Pilgrim World, okay? But Slurp's gone now. For good.
Wednesday: His name is Isaac Night.
Pugsley: Isaac Night?
Wednesday: And how do you know he's gone?
Pugsley: I might have let him go... Don't tell Dad. I kind of lied to him.
Wednesday: What a bold move for somebody who has no poker face.
Pugsley: You think he knows?
Wednesday: Dig up everything you can find on Isaac Night.
Pugsley: He's just trying to live his life now that he's got a second chance.
Wednesday: Your heart is as soft as your skull. Can your pea brain remember anything else?
Pugsley: He dropped this.
Wednesday: He's looking for his sister.
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Bunker
Francoise Galpin: Hey. You sleep well? I'm really here. Your father built this place after you were born. He wanted some place close to keep you safe in case I, uh... Well, you know.
Tyler: I remember your funeral like it was yesterday.
Francoise Galpin: Dr. Stonehurst lied to your father. To everybody.
Tyler: You don't trust me?
Francoise Galpin: You unleashed your Hyde last night. That's something you just don't recover from overnight. It... It was because you didn't have a master.
Tyler: So you're my master now?
Francoise Galpin: Mm-hmm... Well, you must be hungry... Do you want some, uh, pancakes? They were always your favorite, right?
Tyler: I'm not a kid anymore, so stop trying to placate me.
Francoise Galpin: Never raise your voice to me again... Now I'm... I'm going to make you those pancakes. Sweetie.
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Nevermore: Enid and Wednesday's room
Bruno: You okay?
Enid: Yeah. Sorry. Just didn't sleep very much.
Bruno: You did just face off with a Hyde.
Enid: Yeah. I'm sure that's it... Your mom again? She's been calling a lot recently.
Bruno: Family drama back home. I'll call her later.
Enid: You know you can talk to me about that stuff.
Bruno: Some things words can't fix.
Isadora Capri: Hum hum.
Bruno: Professor Capri. I was just checking on Enid.
Isadora Capri: I'm sure Enid's lips are fine... You know boys aren't allowed in the girls' dorm solo... Want to tell me what happened last night?
Enid: I know. We should have told somebody about the Hyde.
Isadora Capri: No. Not that. What happened after. In the music room.
Enid: I don't know what you're talking about.
Isadora Capri: Enid, you transformed into a werewolf. Without a full moon. I saw you... Enid, it's okay... It... It means you could be an Alpha.
Enid: Wait. Me?
Isadora Capri: We don't know, but look at the facts. You're a late bloomer. The first time you wolfed out was under a blood moon, correct? Those are all classic signs of a potential Alpha. They're the strongest of our kind. Very rare. If you are one, we have to manage it.
Enid: But don't Alphas normally end up alone?
Isadora Capri: Sorry. One minute. It's Principal Dort. We're implementing a new curfew. After dinner, everyone's confined to their rooms. Anyone fails to comply, barred... From the gala... Oh, Enid. Don't worry. There's a lot of misinformation out there about Alphas becoming lone wolves, but as long as we get this under control, there's nothing to worry about. Okay?
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Hester Frump's home: garden
Hester: Pull... Wednesday. What brings you all this way on such a dreadful day?
Wednesday: I need help restoring my psychic ability.
Hester: The last time I intervened, your mother burned that spell book.
Wednesday: Yes, but you're a Raven. You must know another way.
Hester: Pull... Every now and then, I crank up my psychic sight so I can spy on old enemies. Just a few flashes of their suffering. Usually brightens my mood.
Wednesday: You stopped using it after what happened to Aunt Ophelia.
Hester: Is that what your mother told you? Doves can be so emotional, always living in the past and wallowing in their feelings... I made a choice to leave all that behind. Women like us can't be burdened by family. We forge our own path, dig our own grave.
Wednesday: This is one of the Hydes I accidentally released at Willow Hill. I need to find her.
Hester: Have you ever come across the name Rosaline Rotwood? Professor Rotwood was a legendary Raven. She taught runes and ancient cryptology during my time at Nevermore. I was an amateur tomb raider, so I took to that class like a leech to blood. In fact, your parents are slumming in her old cottage. She used to hold secret soirées in her seance chamber. She may have served stale sherry, but her psychic sight was extraordinary.
Wednesday: What does this have to do with my situation?
Hester: Rotwood is buried in the Nevermore graveyard. Her headstone is imbued with her dark energy. If a Raven recites the inscription etched underneath, you will be granted temporary sight.
Wednesday: Thank you, Grandmama.
Hester: I'm the last person to offer advice, and you're the last person to accept any, but... Proceed with caution, my dear... Pull... Aw.
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Nevermore: Enid and Wednesday's room
Enid: Oh, there you are. Dort turned dinner into a campus safety TED talk. Ugh, I had to escape... Where are you charging off to?
Wednesday: The Nevermore graveyard.
Enid: Hello? Curfew! If you're not back, the entire dorm is gonna be barred from the gala. You may have dropped out of the orchestra, but I've been rehearsing my dance routine for weeks.
Wednesday: I'm not cowering away in the room while Tyler and his mother are out there. I'm going to find them.
Enid: How exactly?
Wednesday: That's on a need-to-know basis. After last night, you don't need to know.
Enid: Did it ever occur to you that we're all just trying our best?
Wednesday: Trying your best means you're planning on failing and letting me know in advance.
Enid: The fact that you can be so arrogant and still make so many bad decisions is staggering.
Wednesday: How was I supposed to know that Tyler's mother was still alive?
Enid: You weren't! That's the whole point. Your arsonist-slash-firefighter complex is right there in black and white. You unleash chaos just so you can stamp it out and then feel superior.
Wednesday: You think you're powerful now because you finally wolfed out?
Enid: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Wednesday: Now who sounds arrogant?
Enid: Have you ever put yourself in someone else's shoes to see how they felt?
Wednesday: My shoes are filled with broken glass and razor blades. You'd bleed out after two steps.
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Enid: Capri's going house-to-house doing dorm checks? How long until she gets up here? That's barely enough time to make it to the graveyard and back. I am not missing that gala! I will literally drag Wednesday back by her braids if I have to!
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The Nevermore graveyard
Wednesday: "In the Raven's shadow, grant me use of your ephemeral sight. Be warned. Should my gaze be broken, a deadly trick I will play."
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Wednesday's vision
Rosaline Rotwood: How dare you enter my chamber uninvited?
Wednesday: I'm a Raven.
Rosaline Rotwood: One whose wings have been clipped.
Wednesday: My grandmother told me that if I read the inscription on your grave, you would grant me second sight.
Rosaline Rotwood: Hester. So desperate for my approval... But she never had what it took to be a truly great Raven. She craved a family so badly, she fell head over heels with a huckster. I sense none of that sentimentality in you. No. The crack in your monochrome armor is overbearing arrogance... You positively reek of the stuff.
Wednesday: Tyler and Francoise Galpin. I need to find them. There's no time to waste. A life hangs in the balance.
Rosaline Rotwood: What are you willing to endure to excavate the truth? Hold your hand over the flame, and your psychic sight will be temporarily renewed. But beware. If you pull your palm from the flame, you will break the Raven's gaze, and... There will be a price to pay.
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Vision
Enid: Wednesday, where are you? Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!
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The Nevermore graveyard
Enid: We have to go back!
Rosaline Rotwood: There will be a price to pay.
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Nevermore: Enid and Wednesday's room
Wednesday: No... No, no, no, no, no... Enid?
Enid: What the hell happened to me? Why am I staring at... Me?
Wednesday: Because we've somehow swapped bodies.
Enid: I don't understand... We were at the graveyard, and now we're here, and now it's morning. How the hell did that happen?
Larissa Weems: You broke the Raven's gaze. Now it's playing a dirty trick.
Wednesday: How do we swap back?
Larissa Weems: You always think you're the smartest person in the room. I'll let you figure that one out.
Enid: Wednesday? Who are you talking to?
Wednesday: Obviously, it's me. Keep up.
Enid: Okay, whatever you did, you need to fix it. Right frickin' now!
Wednesday: None of this would've happened if you'd left me alone.
Enid: You're seriously blaming me? I feel so cold and uncomfortable. It's probably your factory setting.
Wednesday: And I'm warm and clammy.
Enid: Werewolves run hot. We're hot-blooded creatures. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Wednesday: Watching my body contort to your emotional outbursts is making me queasy.
Enid: Nobody can see us like this, okay? We'll pretend we have a contagious disease, and say we need to be quarantined... You are not walking out this door.
Wednesday: I'm going back to Rotwood's grave.
Enid: Wednesday? I'm scared.
Wednesday: You will get your body back.
Enid: Promise?
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Nevermore: stairs
Enid: What are we gonna do?
Wednesday: We tell absolutely no one. This must remain our secret.
Enid: You need to stay away from Bruno.
Wednesday: And you must avoid my family at all costs. Especially my mother.
Enid: We got this, right? I mean, how hard is it to act like Wednesday Addams?
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Nevermore: square
Bianca: Enid! Over here. Saved you a seat.
Enid: Coming, guys!
Wednesday: Get coffee. Sit alone. Stay out of trouble. I'll be back soon.
Enid: Hmm.
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Enid: Your braids are fire, Elise. And those shoes are a vibe, Sophia... Way to go, you little psycho.
Agnes: I was just delivering your morning coffee like I always do.
Enid: You do? I mean... Right. Of course.
Agnes: I haven't been able to locate Isaac Night's student files yet.
Enid: Who's Isaac Night?
Agnes: Pugsley's zombie.
Enid: Duh! Right. I'm clearly suffering from extreme caffeine deprivation. A rainbow furracino with an extra squirt of steak sauce, please... I can tattoo my order on your forehead if that would help.
Agnes: I thought you were allergic to color.
Enid: I mean, I just say that to keep up the whole tragic loner, goth girl aesthetic... I'll catch you later. Or never.
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Nevermore: hallway
Bruno: Whoa, whoa. Enid, wait. It's me... You said you loved it when I surprised you.
Wednesday: Try again and I'll treat you to some real pain and suffering.
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Nevermore: hallway
Enid: This is insane! I was actually allergic to color.
Morticia: Wednesday.
Enid: I kinda can't talk right now.
Morticia: Oh, dear. I haven't seen your skin break out like that since Pugsley colored the inside of your favorite death mask. Hmm. I have just the remedy.
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Nevermore: bathroom
Enid: Wow! This cream is amazing. What's in it?
Morticia: Beeswax, stinging nettles, and ash.
Enid: Ash?
Morticia: Scraped from the bottom of a crematorium furnace. One of your grandmama's beauty secrets. Although it does give your skin that wonderful corpse-like glow.
Enid: Well... Thanks, Mom.
Morticia: Mom? That's new. Hmm. Something's different about you today. I can see it in your eyes. It's like your spirit is lighter.
Enid: Well, I'm just trying to embrace my inevitable decay with a touch of enthusiasm.
Morticia: Why didn't you take your umbra mushroom pills? You know you run the risk of an allergic reaction if you skip a day.
Enid: Oh. Right. My prescription ran out.
Morticia: Well, luckily, I stopped by the apothecary and picked up your refill. This will clear it right up.
Enid: Got it. Bye.
Morticia: Since you're turning over a dead leaf... Perhaps you'd like to come for family dinner at the cottage tonight?
Enid: Oh. Uh, tonight's not great for me.
Morticia: Pugsley's coming over. And your father's up from the city, and you know how much family dinners cool his heart.
Enid: I would love to come, Mom. I mean, Mother. But I can't. Principal Dort just issued a curfew.
Morticia: Well, I've already spoken to him, and he's given you and Pugsley a pass for tonight. Isn't that wonderful? Lurch will pick you up at 7:00... Don't be late.
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The Nevermore graveyard
Larissa Weems: Once again, you have wandered into uncharted territory. Can't say I didn't warn you.
Wednesday: Fine. How do I undo this?
Larissa Weems: I haven't the foggiest... But given my penchant for meticulous research, I did discover that two other Ravens had the audacity to embark on this foolhardy endeavor before you.
Wednesday: What happened to them?
Larissa Weems: They were both dead within 24 hours... Bravo, Miss Addams. It appears you'll be responsible for Enid's premature death after all... As well as your own.
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Bunker
Francoise Galpin: Ready for another one, sweetie?
Tyler: Mmm.
Francoise Galpin: Good?
Tyler: Yeah.
Francoise Galpin: Like it?
Tyler: Better than I remember.
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Francoise Galpin: No, it can't be. It's impossible.
Isaac: Francoise... Is that any way to greet your brother?
Francoise Galpin: You died... I held you... In my arms.
Isaac: Put the gun down... Do you remember the Fourth of July? Dad caught you with that Normie kid... Dylan... He slapped you so hard... It was louder than the fireworks. That was the first time you transformed.
Francoise Galpin: I've spent my life dreaming of this moment... Praying that I would see you again... Tyler, this is your Uncle Isaac... Mmm.
Isaac: Hello.
Francoise Galpin: Tyler.
Tyler: Nice to meet you... What's wrong?
Francoise Galpin: It's our condition... Being a Hyde. I've lived longer than most.
Isaac: I could still help you. It was always my dream... To slay the monster inside you. I only need the right equipment. Resources.
Francoise Galpin: Dr. Stonehurst stole your diaries. And he's built a version of your machine at Willow Hill. But he perverted it to give our abilities to Normies. His daughter Judi, she's carrying on his research. She's been hunting me.
Isaac: Well, Judi... Retired. Permanently... If that machine exists, I can save you.
Tyler: You can't be serious. You want to go back to Willow Hill? The place we all just escaped from?
Isaac: Yes, I do. But, first, I need to visit an old friend... At Nevermore.
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Nevermore: music classroom
Isadora Capri: Enid? Why didn't you tell me you played?
Wednesday: I only do it when I need to think.
Isadora Capri: Sounds like you're channeling your inner Wednesday.
Wednesday: You have no idea.
Isadora Capri: We need to talk about your situation.
Wednesday: My situation?
Isadora Capri: Denial isn't going to change it. And there are added risks for a potential Alpha in their first lunar cycle.
Wednesday: Alpha... Right.
Isadora Capri: Better get to the Lupin cages before sundown. Just play it safe. I know you're worried about being a lone wolf, but we need to know what we're dealing with first.
Wednesday: This is Rosaline Rotwood.
Isadora Capri: Professor Orloff said she used to teach in this room back in the day...
Wednesday: And lived in my mother's cottage.
Isadora Capri: What?
Wednesday: I mean, Mrs. Addams. In fact, I promised I would drop by for tea this afternoon. I'm already running late.
Isadora Capri: Make it quick. I want you locked in the Lupin cages by sundown.
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Nevermore: cottage, entrance
Wednesday: Mother... Mrs. Addams?
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Nevermore: cottage, Rosaline Rotwood's seance chamber
Wednesday: How could my mother read this drivel?
Rosaline Rotwood: Wednesday... Reckless child.
Wednesday: Tell me how I can break this curse.
Rosaline Rotwood: To reclaim your own flesh you must be willing to die in this borrowed skin. You have until dawn to unravel the innermost secrets of the life you've stepped into.
Morticia: Enid Sinclair. What are you doing in here snooping around? How dare you?
Wednesday: Mrs. Addams. These books... Did you write these?
Morticia: That's none of your business.
Wednesday: It's just Wednesday's never mentioned it.
Morticia: Well, there are many parts of my life I don't share with my daughter, and I'd like to keep it that way. Wednesday put you up to this, didn't she? Hmm? Is this another attempt to regain her ability? Snooping around Rotwood's musty seance chamber? You can tell Wednesday we'll discuss this at dinner tonight. You can go now.
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Nevermore: Enid and Wednesday's room
Enid: I barely survived a conversation with Mrs. Addams. She'll see right through me. You need to come... You're going to a support group? "Some of your parts. We help make you feel whole again." If anyone knows what it feels like to not feel whole today, it's me... Well, if I have to go, I need to find some Addams intel... Wednesday's novel... How bad can it be? Evelyn. That's the character who's based off me, right? "A trend-chasing, rainbow-loving, social media addict, whose... Tastes in clothes and music are a heinous assault on culture"? Despite her Lupin abilities, Evelyn is feeble in both body and mind, requiring... Viper's pity and protection." Is this really how Wednesday feels about me? That's it! If Wednesday wants a heinous assault... She's about to get one.
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Nevermore: square
Enid: Hi!
Ajax: What the hell is going on here?
Bianca: Looks like Wednesday Addams has finally cracked?
Enid: It's worse than last time!
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Nevermore
Bruno: [..] Kailangang ibaba ang tawag, mahal ko... Enid. Hey. I was just talking to my mom in the Philippines.
Wednesday: You and your mother are awfully close... Miss na kita. Namimiss ko na ang mga lakad natin sa tabing dagat. Namimiss ko ang matamis mong labi higit sa lahat... Or was that your girlfriend you failed to mention in an act of time-honored, misogynistic deception?
Bruno: How do you know Tagalog?
Wednesday: I picked it up when I was eight from Datu, my Filipino fencing instructor. He also taught me how to castrate with a bolo knife.
Bruno: I was going to tell you, but it's complicated.
Wednesday: Then let me uncomplicate it. We're done... Huwag na huwag mo na akong kakausapin, ikaw na duplicit na Lothario... Was that clear enough for you?
Isadora Capri: Enid! Lupin cages, now! You're late.
Wednesday: I can't go. It's a matter of life or death.
Isadora Capri: It could be your life or death if you don't. Come on, come on.
Agnes: Hmm.
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Nevermore: Enid and Wednesday's room
Enid: So worth it.
Agnes: Why are you on Enid's side of the room?
Enid: It's none of your business... What do you want?
Agnes: As someone who's spent hours obsessively studying you, I know something's wrong. Terribly wrong. Your K-pop dance in the Link was clearly a cry for help. I'm guessing it's PTSD from your coma... Or maybe even a brain tumor.
Enid: I'm fine, Agnes. There's no need for concern. You know I prefer to zig when others zag.
Agnes: When did you get a phone?
Enid: Uh... It's Enid's... She left it behind.
Agnes: Huh. No electronics in the Lupin cages. It's probably smart. No one wants their wolfing out pics going viral.
Enid: Why would she be in the Lupin cages? There's not a full moon.
Agnes: Capri stuck her in there. Right after she broke up with Bruno. Dumped that dumb dog like yesterday's kitty litter.
Enid: She broke up with Bruno? Why? Tell me right now, you creepy little creeper!
Agnes: Why do you care about her overheated YA werewolf drama? If Enid knew you were trying to keep her from dying, then she might have something to howl about.
Enid: What do you mean, try to keep her from dying?
Agnes: Your premonition... Of course.
Enid: Oh... I can't believe she would do this to me.
Agnes: I'm starting to think Enid is the problem. Your obsession with saving her has caused you to crack.
Enid: Oof.
Agnes: Who can blame you? Living with a clueless, boy-crazy cliché like Enid Sinclair. It's enough to put anyone in a straitjacket. Maybe it's time to cut her off... Like a bad finger. I'm certainly more than ready to be best friends with you.
Enid: You don't know anything about me. You're just a sycophantic loser that I use when it's convenient. But we're not friends. I don't even like you. In fact, I wish you would just stay invisible. Forever!
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Nevermore: Orloff's classroom
Orloff: As you may have heard, Lisa is no longer in our group. She's been reunited with her torso. We all support her decision. But remember, we are whole, just the way we are.
Agnes: Excuse me, I... Sorry to interrupt. I know I'm not technically a body part, but... The sign said, "All are welcome."
Orloff: And they are. So please, share whatever's on your mind.
Agnes: I thought at Nevermore, I would finally be seen... Have real friends...But the truth is, I feel more invisible than ever.
Orloff: We want you to know that we all see you, Agnes... Make yourself at home... We have another newbie... Welcome, Thing... What would you like to share with the group? You don't have any idea where you came from? When you were found by the Addams family, the only clue to your past was a silver signet ring. Well, you're fortunate to have people who care about you. We may never know who we were attached to. You can't see yourself as an appendage, but as a whole person, worthy of love and respect. We are more than just the sum of our parts. But sometimes, the parts are greater than the whole.
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Nevermore: cottage, lunch room
Morticia: Yes! Bravo, Lurch. You have outdone yourself.
Pugsley: Mm-hmm.
Morticia: Delicious... Mmm.
Gomez: Ooh, wow.
Pugsley: Yes.
Enid: Remind me what this is again?
Morticia: Darling, don't you recognize your favorite family dish?
Pugsley: Roadkill pot pie.
Gomez: Mm-hmm.
Enid: Of course. Yum! What's in it?
Gomez: Possum. Little guy ran out right in front of us. Lurch backed up over it twice. Tenderized it. Ooh, yeah.
Morticia: He also added a little leftover raccoon, which gives that special woodsy flavor you adore.
Enid: Mmm.
Morticia: Now that we're all here together, it's time for a serious discussion. Your father and I have tried to instill our family values in you children.
Gomez: But we draw the line on lying.
Pugsley: I thought you said lying was an important life skill.
Gomez: Yes, like in business, politics, jury duty... That's a big one.
Morticia: You two have been lying to us. And I'll give you one chance to confess.
Pugsley: There's still a punishment, right?
Morticia: Of course. Don't be silly.
Pugsley: I lied to you about Slurp... I saw him at Pilgrim World, and I let him go... I'm really sorry, Pop... So, um... Do I get the rack or iron maiden?
Gomez: We'll flip for it. Come on. Let's go... Please excuse us... You ladies enjoy dinner.
Morticia: Earlier, I caught Enid in Rosaline Rotwood's secret seance chamber. Any idea why she was snooping?
Enid: None, actually.
Morticia: Hmm. I see that bewildered look in your eyes. It's the same look I noticed this morning. And now it makes sense. Your obsession for getting your ability back has finally made you lose your mind.
Enid: What?
Morticia: But don't worry. I will have Lurch make up the guest room.
Enid: No, that... That... That really isn't necessary.
Morticia: I sense your presence again. Show yourself. I demand it.
Larissa Weems: You're still as insufferably bossy as you were in 10th grade.
Morticia: Larissa?
Enid: Who's Larissa?
Morticia: Shh!
Larissa Weems: Morticia, it's good to see you.
Enid: Oh, I just remembered. I...
Morticia: Sit down.
Larissa Weems: I am Wednesday's new spirit guide.
Morticia: Wait. If you're her guide, why can't she see you?
Larissa Weems: At your beloved mother's suggestion, Wednesday attempted to gain temporary second sight at Rosaline Rotwood's headstone.
Morticia: That's why she dispatched Enid to search for answers in Rotwood's seance chamber.
Larissa Weems: Except that wasn't Enid. It was Wednesday.
Morticia: Enid? Is that you in there? Where's Wednesday?
Enid: Locked in the Lupin cages until the morning.
Larissa Weems: It'll be too late. They only have until dawn to set this right. We can't help them, Morticia... They have to save themselves.
Enid: Mrs. Addams, I...
Morticia: You must free Wednesday and fix this together before dawn... That's your only chance.
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Nevermore: Orloff's classroom
Isaac: I hope I'm not late for the meeting... Hello, Professor. Don't you recognize your star student?
Orloff: It can't be. Isaac Night disappeared 30 years ago.
Isaac: Correction, Professor. I died 30 years ago... Never underestimate the power of science... Isn't that what you told me?
Orloff: Science has nothing to do with it. You're a perversion of nature.
Isaac: Says the talking head in a jar... But you're only alive... Because of me... My invention has given you 30 years of borrowed time... And now I've come to collect.
Orloff: Isaac! Don't! No! Stop! Isaac!
Isaac: Don't worry, Professor... I wouldn't let such a great mind go to waste.
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Woods: Judi's car
Francoise Galpin: Mmm.
Tyler: What is that?
Isaac: A power source for the machine at Willow Hill. Since their whole electrical system was fried.
Francoise Galpin: Tyler... Check outside.
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Francoise Galpin: Okay?
Tyler: It's nothing.
Francoise Galpin: Okay. Seat belts... Tyler.
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Nevermore: Lupin's cage
Enid: Your little creeper told me about your vision of my death... Thanks for the trust... I also know that if we don't switch back by dawn, we're both going to die. And I am not checking out looking like this.
Agnes: Wednesday... I know we currently aren't friends...
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Judi's car: trunk
Agnes: But I found them. I found Tyler Galpin and Isaac Night. I took a leaf out of your detecting playbook. I'm currently hiding in their trunk along with a very... Very dead body.
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Nevermore: Lupin's cage
Wednesday: t least somebody stayed on task.
Enid: Agnes, are you insane? Get the hell out of there!
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Judi's car: trunk
Agnes: No. It's too late. Sharing my location with you now.
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Nevermore: Lupin's cage
Wednesday: They're headed to Willow Hill.
Enid: We need to switch back.
Wednesday: After we save Agnes and take down the Galpins.
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Willow Hill: LOIS, machine room
Isaac: I can finally keep that promise I made to you.
Francoise Galpin: Hmm.
Isaac: To free you from this horrible curse... Here... We have to secure you for the procedure.
Francoise Galpin: Yeah.
Tyler: You think being a Hyde is a curse? It's the most free I've ever felt.
Francoise Galpin: That so-called freedom comes at a price... Every transformation has a human cost... Until it finally steals your life.
Isaac: I designed this machine to remove Outcast abilities. If I can take away your mother's Hyde side, I can stop her from dying.
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Willow Hill: LOIS, control room
Tyler: Someone else is here.
Agnes: Uh...
Tyler: Little snoop is one of Wednesday's friends. What do you want me to do with her?
Isaac: Put her in a cell. I'll need a snack once I'm done.
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Willow Hill: hallway
Wednesday: This way! The lab is through that door.
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Willow Hill: LOIS, cell
Agnes: Ah!
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Willow Hill: LOIS, control room
Tyler: Make yourself at home. We can deal with that Nevermore brat later.
Isaac: Ready, Francoise?
Enid: Wednesday!
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Willow Hill: LOIS, cell
Tyler: Look who showed up.
Enid: Don't forget about me.
Wednesday: Leave her alone!
Tyler: No full moon to save you...
Enid: Wednesday? You need to calm down or you're gonna wolf out.
Wednesday: Too late. Get out!
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Willow Hill: LOIS, control room
Agnes: Wednesday.
Enid: Oh!
Francoise Galpin: Tyler, no!
Enid: Wednesday? Wednesday! Wednesday, we have to go now!
Isaac: Let's go!
Francoise Galpin: Go! Gotta get out of here!
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Woods
Enid: Are you okay? Thank you for saving my life.
Wednesday: I just asked myself, "What would Enid do?"
Agnes: So you guys did swap bodies. I knew something was up. You've been acting really weird all day. And you just called her Wednesday back there, so... We're still friends. Well, don't worry. It's okay. It's really hard for me too. But we'll get used to this whole new look together.
Wednesday: Not if I can help it. Agnes, go back to Nevermore.
Enid: Um... Where are we going?
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The Nevermore graveyard
Enid: Now what?
Wednesday: Rotwood said we had to unravel the innermost secrets of the lives we stepped into.
Enid: Fine. I'll go first. You know what I love about being Wednesday? Your fearlessness... Except when it comes to your mom. But... I get it... She can be a lot. You're afraid she'll never accept you for who you truly are... That your darkness is even too much for her to grasp. You'll become the disappointment she'll never want to speak of. Just like your aunt. I can feel it in your bones... That's why you push her away... But maybe she has more to teach you than you think.
Wednesday: The best thing about being Enid is your quiet strength. You think being an Alpha will mean you'll be alone... I won't let that happen. You need to stop trying so hard for people who don't deserve it. Like Bruno, who mistook your kindness for weakness. It's not. It's your power... Which I could barely handle for one night... I regret ever underestimating you.
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Enid: Oh my God... Wednesday! We're alive! I feel so warm and fuzzy!
Wednesday: And I feel as cold as a cadaver.
Enid: Which means I'm me and you're you! Ah!
Wednesday: Enid... Why don't you go back to the dorm and get changed? I'll be right behind you.
Enid: Good idea. I could seriously use a bubble bath.
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Larissa Weems: The premonition of Enid's imminent death is no more.
Wednesday: So why the dour face?
Larissa Weems: Your actions today have put another life at risk... Follow me.
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Wednesday's vision
Larissa Weems: An Addams must die... The question is... Which one?
