Épisode Charlatan S02E07 - One Piece (2023) Saison 2

One Piece - 2x07 - Reindeer Shames

Drum Kingdom: Woods

Gunshot

Villager 1: Over there! It's the beast!

Villager 2: Come on! Gather up!

Gunshots

Villager 3: The beast!

Villager 2: I can see him!

Gunshot

Villager 1: There! Go! Go!

Villager 4: Go, go, go!

Villager 1: Don't let him get away!

Villager 2: Come on!

Gunshot

Villager 2: You got him! You got him!

Villager 1: Cut him off!

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Throne room

Sanji: Maybe we're hallucinating. I mean... Who knows that drugs that doctor pumped us with?

Luffy: No. I swear I saw that little blue-nosed monster talk.

Sanji: Hey! Say something.

Luffy: What are you?

Sanji: How old are you?

Luffy: Why won't you talk to us?

Sanji: See, I thought he was special. But if he's just a regular animal, maybe we cook him up in a stew.

Chopper: Oh!

Luffy: Oh, Sanji. That is a great idea.

Sanji: With some onions, some carrots, some rosemary...

Luffy: Are you a bear or a person?

Sanji: I think he's a raccoon or something. I mean, if raccoons could talk.

Luffy: Don't two legs and a top hat make him a person?

Sanji: Yeah, but the antlers and the fur kind of make it an animal.

Luffy: Can he be both?

Sanji: No. Evolutionary biology.

Luffy: Oh, hey! Whoa! Check this out! Aw, cool pirate's flag.

Chopper: Leave that alone! Don't touch it! You hear me? And I'm not a raccoon! I was a reindeer.

Sanji: You were right. He can talk.

Luffy: Huh.

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Nursery

Nami: Hmm... This is the best meal I have ever had. What is this?

Sanji: It's just chicken soup. It's a classic medicinal recipe.

Kureha: Wanna stay here and live in this huge castle, blondie? I'll make you my personnal chef.

Sanji: Thanks. I'm good.

Luffy: Hey, doctor... Why was that dog...

Sanji: You mean reindeer?

Nami: You mean Chopper?

Luffy: Why did he get so angry when I touched that flag? He didn't like it at all.

Kureha: That boy... Has a huge wound in his heart. Chopper's been alone his whole life. No family, no friends. Except for the worst doctor on the island, who mattered a great deal to him. This was during the Great Doctor Hunt.

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

Kureha: That tyrant Wapol was rounding up all the doctors in Drum Kingdom and holding them hostage in his castle.

Soldier: Let's head him off the bridge!

Kureha: If any MD resisted... They were killed. And soon, there were just two free physicians left. Yours truly...

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Drum Kingdom: Under the bridge

Kureha: You gotta be kidding me.

Kureha: An doctor Hiriluk.

Kureha: Beat it.

Hiriluk: The Royal Guard is up there. I barely escaped.

Kureha: You think I'm under here for the view? I'm trying to dodge those idiots too. I won't have you blowing up my spot.

Soldier: He went this way, men. Find him!

Soldiers: Hurry up! Move! Come on!

Hiriluk: You know, we should be looking out for each other. You and I are the only doctors that Wapol hasn't captured.

Kureha: Yeah. If you can call yourself a doctor.

Hiriluk: Well, what do you call someone who's trying to alleviate human suffering?

Kureha: Trying is right. I hear you turned your last patient into a frog.

Hiriluk: Preposterous. This frog extract is supposed to work on leg ailments. Should I have administered it intravenously? This calls for another experiment.

Kureha: Yeah, good. You go and concoct some more bizarre medicines that people find unwelcome.

Hiriluk: It's called a noble failure. All great scientists suffer them. Today's frog is tomorrow's prince.

Kureha: Only thing worse than incompetent physician is a bad scientist.

Hiriluk: You know, I don't need advice from some greed-driven witch.

Kureha: Snake oil quack.

Hiriluk: Greedy old hag.

Gunshot

Villager 1: There!

Villager 2: He went this way. Come on!

Hiriluk: That must be the Royal Guard.

Kureha: Or those townsfolk you love so much. Face it, Hiriluk. This country is sick, top to bottom. And these people are so desperate without their doctors, they're scouring to treacherous Valley of Death for some supposed cure-all mushroom... Cure-all mushroom. Not worth injury or death for something that doesn't even exist... There's a sucker born every minute.

Hiriluk: Could you not be so cruel? They only believe this stuff because they have no hope. But I'm working on a cure that will save this country.

Kureha: If doesn't matter what you cook up. Drum kingdom cannot be saved.

Hiriluk: You'll see.

Soldier: No sign of him here. Men, circle back to the bridge.

Soldier 2: Yes, sir!

Kureha: Well, that's my cue. They'll never catch me alive... See you arround, old quack.

Hiriluk: Not if I see you first, you bag of bones.

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

Hiriluk: Safe at last... Idiots... Huge footprints... That turn into small footprints... Hello there. What's happened to you? You're in luck... Just last week, I created an ointment that heals broken bones... You've been shot! All right. All right. All right. It's all right. It's all right... Yes. Yes, it's okay. All right, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. It's all right. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. No! If I don't stop the bleeding, you'll die... It's okay. It's okay... I won't shoot you... I don't... I don't even have a gun. Look. Look... Nothing up my sleeves. No weapons at all... My name is Dr. Hiriluk. I'm a physician. I would never hurt you.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: Ah. Good afternoon.

Chopper: Good after... Shit.

Hiriluk: You can talk. And you have a potty mouth.

Chopper: Mm-mm.

Hiriluk: Why haven't you said anything before? Come on now... I don't judge.

Chopper: When I spoke to the other humans, they shot at me. Because it's weird for a reindeer to talk.

Hiriluk: Yes, I've heard the villagers' tales about an abominable swonman that lives in these woods. And I heard the gunfire last night... You must be the abominable snowman. Humankind can be so cruel... Do you mind if I, um, check your bandages? Let's look at that wound of yours... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...

Chopper: What's an abominable snowman?

Hiriluk: A monster... Something you are not... All right... So what if you can talk? It's nothing to brag about. I can talk too. Some people say I talk too much... Your injuries are healing just fine... As soon as they do, you can go home to your family.

Chopper: I don't have one. The other reindeer shun me because of my blue nose.

Hiriluk: Oh. Humans aren't the only ones who can be cruel. I can tell you this though. You are definitely one of a kind... So let's see. You were... You were born a reindeer, yes?

Chopper: Mm-hmm.

Hiriluk: Let me ask you something. Did you ever eat a strange-looking fruit? Something you probably shouldn't have?

Chopper: I was hungry.

Hiriluk: I think that's it.

Chopper: Huh?

Hiriluk: We have these things, you see, called devil fruits. Very rare... I think that you ate one of those, and it turned you into... What you are now... Mmm... Speaking of hungry... Hmm... Well... It isn't gourmet, but, uh... You like that, Chopper?

Chopper: Mm-hmm... Why did you call me Chopper?

Hiriluk: Because those antlers of yours look like they could chop down trees... Tonytony Chopper... That's a good name. That's what I'm gonna call you.

Chopper: Chopper. I like it... Thank you.

Hiriluk: It's my extreme pleasure.

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Nursery

Kureha: Chopper... Spent the next year with Hiriluk.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: Precedes the first...

Kureha: Working with him... Learning from him.

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Drum Kingdom: Mountains

Kureha: Healing from his wounds. They were like two awkward peas in a pod.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Kureha: But like any relationship, they had their blow-ups.

Explosion

Chopper: That could have killed me!

Hiriluk: What are you talking about? I save your life. Why would I try to kill you now, you blue-nosed fool?

Chopper: Don't call me a blue-nosed fool!

Fight

Hiriluk: Stop. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Chopper: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Um... Doctor?

Hiriluk: What?

Chopper: This is my first fight.

Hiriluk: Well, it's no wonder. You need a partner to fight. Well... This is probably going to be a first for you too... Here... Here's, um... A little something for you... A peace offering.

Chopper: Thank you.

Hiriluk: You're welcome.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: Right... Cross your hooves, Chopper.

Chopper: It's blown up ten times. Why do we keep trying?

Hiriluk: Because once my miracle cure is perfected, this country is as good as saved.

Chopper: You want to save the people? The people who shoot abominable snowmen? And me?

Hiriluk: Listen to me, Chopper. Don't hold a grudge. After years of living under a cruel tyrant, the people of Drum are broken. They'v given up hope that things can change for the better. And once people lose hope, they give in to fear and shoot at monsters. And Choppers... You need to give them their hope back.

Chopper: How do we do that?

Hiriluk: We never give up on them... Or this... In a faraway land in the west, there was a famous robber with a serious heart problem. And fortunately, he was rich, and so he sought out famous physicians from far and wide, but none of them could cure his disease.

Chopper: None?

Hiriluk: It was incurable.

Chopper: Oh.

Hiriluk: And then one day, in the midst of his despair, after he nearly went mad, he was passing a mountain, and there he saw a sight... That took his breath away.

Chopper: What was it?

Hiriluk: Cherry blossoms.

Chopper: Oh.

Hiriluk: He'd never seen anything so...

Chopper: So beautiful?

Hiriluk: Well, the very next day, the robber went to see yet another doctor, and to his utter suprise, the physician told him that he was cured.

Chopper: Oh.

Hiriluk: It was... It was...

Chopper: A miracle?

Hiriluk: A miracle! Yes. A medical marvel. You see, the powerful emotion that he experienced from looking a cherry blossoms had healed him.

Chopper: Wow.

Hiriluk: Look here... This flag, it's a symbol of conviction. It means that nothing is impossible. It means there's no such thing as an incurable disease. I will be the doctor that saves this sick country. That's why I hoist the skull and crossbones against any disease there is.

Chopper: Skull and crossbones?

Hiriluk: Yes! A symbol of faith. A rejection of impossibilities. Hoist this flag and fight like a pirate!

Chopper: Mmm... What's a pirate?

Hiriluk: Really?

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Drum Kingdom: Mountains

Hiriluk: A pirate is someone who has adventures and dreams and never, ever gives up. Oh, Chopper, this island is but a tiny speck in a world beyond imagining.

Chopper: Really?

Hiriluk: Set sail one day... And you'll discover just how small your problems really are... Mark my words, my boy... Your destiny lies beyond that shining sea.

Kureha: But the good times didn't last... They rarely do.

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

Hiriluk: And in other news, Chopper, I'm happy to say your treatment is finally complete.

Chopper: Really? Thank you, Doctor.

Hiriluk: Well, uh... Take care of yourself... You're free to go.

Chopper: Huh?

Hiriluk: Your... Your... Your wounds have healed. You're free to live your life any way you want... Now go! I have work to do.

Chopper: But... But I'm not healed! I... Have a stomachache. I have a fever. I think my antlers are breaking!

Hiriluk: You're fine... I don't have to keep looking after you any longer, Chopper. You can take care of yourself.

Chopper: Please don't do this, Doctor. I don't have any friends. I don't have anywhere else to go. I promise I won't be any trouble, I swear.

Hiriluk: Go away! Take to the seas or something and never come back!

Chopper: But... But...

Hiriluk: I'm done with you! You blue-nosed fool!

Chopper: No! Why? Doctor, why? What did I do? Doctor! Doctor, please! Please. Please open the door, Doctor!

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Chopper: Doctor, what did I do?

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

Chopper: Please open the door, Doctor! Please! Doctor! Doctor! Please! What did I do?

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: Forgive me. Forgive me, Chopper.

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

Chopper: No. No!

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Nursery

Nami: Chopper.

Sanji: No wonder it doesn't like humans.

Kureha: If you ask me, it's his best quality. Chopper and Hiriluk's story didn't end there.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Kureha: You're a goner.

Hiriluk: No. No. There must be some way to prolong my life just a little bit longer. Use your skills!

Kureha: So you admit it. I am not just a greed-driven witch. I've got skills.

Hiriluk: And you're the only other doctor left... I can't bear to see 30 years of research go to waste. I need more time to finish my life's work.

Kureha: So go back to that land where you saw those cherry blossoms.

Hiriluk: I know you don't believe me, but I exper... I experienced a medical marvel.

Kureha: You're gonna need another one.

Hiriluk: The... The cure-all mushroom the villagers talk about...

Kureha: Doesn't exist. And even if it did, nobody gets out of the Valley of Death alive... Where's your pet?

Hiriluk: Chopper's not a pet! I'm the only friend he's ever known. That's... That's why I had to kick him out.

Kureha: What? Why?

Hiriluk: It would be an unbearable shock... If I died right in front of his eyes. I had to spare him that. We're, uh... We're a lot alike, he and I.

Kureha: You're both clumsy.

Hiriluk: I wanted to give him one last present. One last thing to show him that nothing is impossible. But... I know time... Is not on my side... Kureha... Please... Please... Finish my life's work. And... Take care of Chopper.

Kureha: Get up... You seriously expect me to finish your foolish research and look after your weird pet? You are trying to play on my sympathies beacause you're dying. You should know me better than that. The answer is no... Get your affairs in order, old quack.

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Nursery

Kureha: Knowing his time was short, Hiriluk worked feverishly those last few days.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: I'll show you what is possible. I'll show you! Oh God... It's working... It's working! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chopper, this is it! The reaction we're been waiting for! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aha! Ah! Chopper! Chop...

Chopper: I... Got it.

Hiriluk: Chopper? Chopper, what... What in the hell has happened to you? What... Chopper... Wh... Where have you been?

Chopper: The Valley of Death. I found the mushroom.

Hiriluk: What? The, uh... The cure-all the villagers have been talking about?

Chopper: Uh-huh.

Hiriluk: What... You found it. For me.

Chopper: Live, Doctor, please. I want to beacome a doctor too. And I want you to be my first patient... Teach me how to be one. Or ca't a reindeer be a doctor?

Hiriluk: Of course you can, Chopper... You've got the most important qualification. A big heart... Oh, my boy, my boy.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: Ah.

Chopper: Is the mushroom soup working?

Hiriluk: It was terrible... Good medicine always tastes bad. That's how you know it's working... Thank you, Chopper. Now I must take my leave.

Chopper: Where are you going?

Hiriluk: Well, Chopper, I've gotten word that the doctors being held at Drum Castle have fallen ill. Now that I'm better, I'm going to heal them.

Chopper: Hmm? Is that medicine?

Hiriluk: Explosives... The castle is heavily guarded. I may have to fight my way in.

Chopper: I'll come with you.

Hiriluk: No, no. You're in worse shape than I am. You stay here and rest... You're going to make a fine doctor one day, Chopper. I'm living proof of that.

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Kureha: Kiriluk! Where is he?

Chopper: Now that he's better, he's gone to heal the sick doctors in the castle.

Kureha: Better? He's not better. His disease is incurable.

Chopper: No, really. I found the cure-all mushroom from the book and made him some soup.

Kureha: What mushroom? Show me.

Chopper: See? The skull and crossbones means anything is possible. Any disease can be cured.

Kureha: You idiot! That symbol means it's lethal. Whoever eats that mushroom dies within the hour.

Chopper: You're lying!

Kureha: I do not lie. He knew it was poisonous. He drank it anyway.

Chopper: Why would he do that?

Kureha: Because he had a soft spot for you in his misguided, oversized heart... There is no such thing as cure-all. That's why doctors are needed. Kindness does not save lives. If you really wanna save people, you need to study and learn medicine. Because without those skills, you will not save a single person.

Chopper: But Doctor said...

Kureha: That fool... Dr. Hiriluk won't be back... He's gone to make Drum Castle his grave.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Hiriluk: To my dying breath...

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Chopper: No!

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Hiriluk: I shall do all within my power...

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Hiriluk: To ease the suffering of the sick.

Chopper: No!

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Hiriluk: Stay strong, fellow physicians. I've come to save you.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Throne room

Doctor: We need to continue monitoring your health, my king. With your insatiable royal appetite, I shudder to think what would become of Drum were you to fall ill.

Wapol: While your due diligence is commendable, your concern is misplaced. I'm as fit as a fiddle... I'm strong as an ox... Ow! It's too tight.

Doctor: Forgive me, King Wapol.

Wapol: Take this one away.

Soldier: Yes, sire.

Wapol: And see that he is severely punished for nearly disfiguring the royal physique.

Chess: My liege. My liege... The fugitive doctor has arrived.

Hiriluk: Take me to the patients!

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Hiriluk: I have come to heal the sick doctors.

Wapol: Sick? As you can see, no one here is sick.

Hiriluk: Thank goodness... It was just me being tricked.

Wapol: Can you believe this buffoon? I thought you had to be smart to be a physician. I order the immediate execution of this fugitive doctor.

Dalton: Knowing the danger... Why did you come?

Hiriluk: I am a doctor. If someone is sick, I'm going to try to treat them.

Wapol: If this were an emergency, I wouldn't call for a quack like you. Dalton! Shoot the rebel dead.

Hiriluk: You can't kill me... When does a man die? Is it when a bullet pierces his heart? Or he's stricken by an incurable disease? No.

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Drum Kingdom: Mountain

Hiriluk: Is it when he eats soup made from a poisonous mushroom? No. No, no, no.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Hiriluk: No. No! A man dies... When he is forgotten... I may disappear...

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Drum Kingdom: Mountain

Hiriluk: But my dream wil live on!

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Hiriluk: And the ailing people of Drum will be healed.

Dalton: Is it true for a country as well? Can Drum Kingdom be saved?

Hiriluk: As long as there is someone to carry it on.

Wapol: What are you blabbering about? Shoot him!

Hiriluk: Soon... A monster will appear... Please don't hurt him... He is my son... I've had a marvelous life.

Wapol: Shoot him!

Hiriluk: Thank you, Chopper.

Explosion

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Kureha: Here's to you, old quack.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Wapol: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a damn fool! Go! Now! Kill the monster son!

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Chopper: No!

Fight

Chopper: Move!

Dalton: If you can't beat me, you won't stand a chance against them... Don't sacrifice youself needlessly for this country... Live... Please... Go home... Your father would want that.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Court

Wapol: Where is the beast? Did you not bring me his head?

Dalton: I have turned a blind eye for long time. I served your father, but now I see where this country is headed... Collapse... And I won't walk that path any longer.

Wapol: You defy me? Me?! Your king?!

Dalton: I do.

Wapol: Take this traitor in!

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Drum Kingdom: Hiriluk's cabin

Kureha: Interesting.

Chopper: What are you doing? I'm gonna become a doctor... I will become a doctor. I will become a cure-all for every disease. I won't give up. Please. Please teach me everything you know.

Kureha: Why would I do that? Hmm. Call me "Doctorine."

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Drum Kingdom, Castle: Nursery

Kureha: Where's he going?

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Drum Kingdom, Village: Watch tower

Usopp: Morning, fellas... Nothing from Luffy... Not yet.

Zoro: We should head up the path.

Usopp: Yeah... Hey, I'm sorry for snapping last night. Just the pressure getting to me too, I guess... But I brought you breakfast.

Zoro: We're cool... What is it?

Dalton: Smoke... From a campfire.

Zoro: Didn't see any boats coming in.

Dalton: I'll investigate.

Zoro: I'll join.

Dalton: No... Stay. Please... It could be nothing. But... If you have the trust of the Princess of Alabasta, then... Perhaps I can trust you as well.

Usopp: You knew about Vivi?

Dalton: Not as first... We'd met before. A long time ago... She is a very impressive young woman.

Zoro: We'll stay.

Usopp: Did you just vonlunteer to be acting Captain of the Guard?

Zoro: You did tell me to do something.

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Drum Kingdom, Drum Castle: Throne room

Luffy: Hmm.

Chopper: Hey! I told you not to touch that.

Luffy: I respect all pirate flags. It shouldn't just be sitting inside some box... It should be hung. Proudly... Especially this one... Let's put it where it belongs.

Chopper: Oh! Oh! Oh, shit.

Luffy: Yeah... I'm a monster too... Isn't it great?

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Drum Kingdom: Woods

K. M.: The traitor lives.

Chess: Not for long.